How to End World Hunger

We hear about it everyday. Our mothers tell us that there are many children around the world who would be happy to eat her meatloaf. We see foundations everywhere asking for help, on the radio, on bus and magazine ads, and on TV commercials. We hear about it a lot more ever since Haiti was hit by that earthquake, people now homeless, hungry and thirsty with nothing to eat and drink. Well, I have an easy solution that could solve all of this trouble.

What we need to do is round up all these poor malnourished people and switch their places with all of the anorexias, bulimics, and overweight and obese individuals from around the world. That way the poor hungry people will be able to finally have some food, the people with eating disorders will stay thin like they want to, and the overweight obese individuals will finally shed those unneeded pounds of fat. It would be a win-win situation here people.

Sure the people who take the poor malnourished people’s places would be a little bit upset, but hey, that’s what they deserve from mistreating the priority of food. 

Hey, maybe I could open up a weight-loss clinic like this, it could be the new Jenny-Craig.