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Three Minute Showers and Other Planet Saving Hygiene Hints

A funny look at how Celebs could help save the enviroment, based in part of Jennifer Anniston’s three minute showers.

If she could manage to stop shaving that would mean less water usage, less chemicals in the septic system and landfills and hair would no longer have to be filtered out at water treatment plants.  Less chemicals would be available to get into the water supply thus helping again with water conservation. There is an added benefit to mankind without shaving as well.  She could let her hair grow for several months then when her armpit hair is long enough clip it very short.  Then donate the cut hair to locks of love, which provides wigs made of real hair to cancer patients who have lost their own hair due to treatments.  Who wouldn’t feel lucky having a wig made from Jennifer Anniston’s own hair.  The fact that it is arm pit hair is besides the point.  If she let her pubic hair grow out long enough, she could someday make a little curly haired cancer patient very happy.

Well maybe my ideas will never catch on with Jennifer Anniston or other Hollywood celebs.  I’m just thinking outside the box and trying to save the planet, nothing wrong with that.  Still I really, really do have to give Jennifer props not only for caring and sacraficing her personal enjoyment, but also for raising awareness about water shortages around the world.  Hopefully I have helped raise some awareness or at least made you giggle

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  1. Kisp

    On November 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm


    Yes, you did make me giggle. I think laser hair removal is the way to go for these celebrities. They don\’t have to worry about shaving.

  2. Brenda Nelson

    On November 21, 2009 at 11:39 am


    I saw the humor! I have short showers but by no means 3 minutes.

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