10 Things You Should Never Do

1.       Pick your nose while waiting at the stoplight: just because you are in your car doesn’t mean that you are invisible.

2.       Kiss your partner in the morning: this may work in the movies, but never in real life.

3.       Date someone that is exactly like your ex, now that’s a dumb move.

4.       Think that your social life is a social life: you cannot take your computer with you bowling or out to the club…ok?

5.       Try to run on a treadmill on high: the Youtube video was funny, but let’s get serious now it cannot be done.

6.       Pretend you are pregnant to stop your boyfriend from leaving you: this works in the movies for a bit, but obviously not so much if the actors always get caught.

7.       Rob a bank and write an “IOU” note: This worked for the movie “Jumper”, but with the technology now, this would be pretty stupid.

8.       Eat anything with garlic or beans on your first date: If you really like your date and you want to kiss him/her, then you better have some powerful gum handy.

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9.       Take a bath while talking on the phone: Is the call really that important?

10.   Do a split: if you do a split in front of a crowd chances are your pants will rip.