10 Ways to Feel Happy About Yourself for Free
by Here are 10 ways to take your mind off being unhappy. Any one of these or even thinking of one of these will bring back the happiness you desire.
NUMBER 1
Start an argument with a shy person this will confuse them and get them wondering what they have done wrong. Because they are shy they will let you rant on about whatever you choose to argue about and they will apologise for something they did not do. Taking advantage of someones shy nature will boost your confidence and cheer you up no end. Afterwards of course say you are sorry and that you were only joking, this will make you happy and believe it or not you could actually make they shy person feel more confident about them selves.
NUMBER 2
Take something that doesn’t belong to you and make sure that they see you taking it. When they challenge you about it, fight your case that this belongs to you. Be it a jacket, coat, wallet or phone you choose, what ever you think would be appropriate for the mood you are in. After to-ing and fro~ing a bit give in and give it back and say that you didn’t even bring a jacket or what ever the case may be. As you walk away you will feel a lot happier in yourself and you will find yourself smiling for the rest of the day just thinking about it. Even the idea of looking at something and thinking of this you will smile.
NUMBER 3
Skip the Que and try and get away with it nine times out of ten you will succeed without an argument, you might get a few funny looks but, with your back to them they wont see you laughing. The other time you will meet resistance and an argument, be firm and try and convince them that you are with the person in front. Often tap the person in front and say “I am here with you am I not” the person in front will either say yes or no, to influence a yes out of them give them a sly wink. They couldn’t care less who is behind them because they are in front. More often than not they will say yes just to keep the situation from escalating out of control. Even if they say no you can still go to the back of the line laughing at your efforts and as a plus you can watch the faces of the people that you tried to skip as they walk out. See how much they are still pissed off at you and just laugh at them.
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Post CommentKate Smedley
On April 4, 2009 at 8:09 am
You’re so bad, can’t believe you’ve done the one in the shop! This made me chuckle.
Daisy Peasblossom
On April 4, 2009 at 10:05 am
#9 sounds good. I think I’d skip the others. They won’t make you feel better in the long run. How about a visit to the public library or a nice walk?
Kinkyvinyl
On April 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
Wickedly naughty! love it – i’m going to all of them lol
clay hurtubise
On April 4, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Kinda like #3 !!
Thanks,
Clay
The Quail
On April 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Very funny.
Luffy12
On April 5, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Great!
Westbrook
On April 5, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I have a great sense of humor, but sorry, putting people through grief isn’t really funny to me. It’s more like how thoughtless, imature teenagers, who have nothing to do, might act.
Barry
On April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am
I think this type of thinking is the underlying cause of much of the violence thats happening with more frequency every day.While it might be childishly amusing to those who havent been taught any better to prank random people.Youre going to do it to the wrong person sooner or later….
thedailyuplift
On April 6, 2009 at 11:25 am
Good one, or more like good six.
CutestPrincess
On April 7, 2009 at 12:49 am
oh no… don’t know what to say… lol!
DA Cournean
On April 7, 2009 at 9:44 am
Very amusing Stephen!
Karen Gross
On April 17, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Very clever collection! How about this one: stand in a crowded elevator with your back to the door. Make eye contact with people. Try to engage a stanger in conversation.
Luderhow
On April 18, 2009 at 11:28 pm
most people don’t know there’s a second page to this..
spiritandsoultemple
On April 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
i love it!!!!
gonna give it a try
let u know how i go lol
rafihan
On January 26, 2011 at 11:44 pm
nice article. I like it…