10 Ways to Feel Happy About Yourself for Free
Here are 10 ways to take your mind off being unhappy. Any one of these or even thinking of one of these will bring back the happiness you desire.
NUMBER 7
Engage a shop assistant with an item you would like to purchase, place it on the counter and when they ring it up tell them you have forgot your wallet. Pretend to search through your pockets for the wallet, because they have rang it through and probably need a supervisor to void it you might get it for a cheaper price. Say the item is $2 and you may have $1.50 in change in your pocket, wait for him to call the supervisor over. When the supervisor arrives at the register say “hang on I have some change here” they both will look at you, as you pull your hand from your pocket open it in clear view and proceed to count it. As you give them the result they would more likely than not give it to you for the $1.50 to save the hassle of taking it off the system. You escape with your wallet in tact and an item for less. This would cheer anybody up..
NUMBER 8
Forget about your personality concentrate on the others that surround you. You will find that there are people that are worse off than you, no matter how unhappy you feel remember that somewhere there is some one that is less happy than you. To do this you will have to go to a highly populated area to better your chances of finding that some one that is unhappier than you. Look around and pick out faults in people that pass you by. You will find yourself a lot happier than most out there. Try and figure out by looking at people what they are doing or what they have done, your amusement in you will come up with great funny stories that will cheer you up. Its not nice to laugh at others people misfortunes but its better to be not nice and be happy than to be polite and unhappy.. After all being nice is what got you in this mess in the first place.
NUMBER 9
Give somebody the wrong directions to a destination, as they drive off you will feel much better about yourself knowing that you have after sending somebody else off on a wild goose chase. Just make sure you give yourself enough time to get away from the scene if they are to return. They always come back to where they got the directions from. You can hide if you still feel unhappy, and wait for them to return and watch them ask somebody else. This works great with truck drivers delivering goods to a shop or pizza deliveries.
NUMBER 10
You could just snap out of it and realise that you just can’t be happy in the state of mind that you are in. That you are going to have to do something fun and exciting to lift your spirit. The key to happiness is just forget about what is dragging you down and focus on what makes you happy. Any one of these should do the trick.
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Post CommentKate Smedley
On April 4, 2009 at 8:09 am
You’re so bad, can’t believe you’ve done the one in the shop! This made me chuckle.
Daisy Peasblossom
On April 4, 2009 at 10:05 am
#9 sounds good. I think I’d skip the others. They won’t make you feel better in the long run. How about a visit to the public library or a nice walk?
Kinkyvinyl
On April 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
Wickedly naughty! love it – i’m going to all of them lol
clay hurtubise
On April 4, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Kinda like #3 !!
Thanks,
Clay
The Quail
On April 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Very funny.
Luffy12
On April 5, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Great!
Westbrook
On April 5, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I have a great sense of humor, but sorry, putting people through grief isn’t really funny to me. It’s more like how thoughtless, imature teenagers, who have nothing to do, might act.
Barry
On April 6, 2009 at 10:30 am
I think this type of thinking is the underlying cause of much of the violence thats happening with more frequency every day.While it might be childishly amusing to those who havent been taught any better to prank random people.Youre going to do it to the wrong person sooner or later….
thedailyuplift
On April 6, 2009 at 11:25 am
Good one, or more like good six.
CutestPrincess
On April 7, 2009 at 12:49 am
oh no… don’t know what to say… lol!
DA Cournean
On April 7, 2009 at 9:44 am
Very amusing Stephen!
Karen Gross
On April 17, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Very clever collection! How about this one: stand in a crowded elevator with your back to the door. Make eye contact with people. Try to engage a stanger in conversation.
Luderhow
On April 18, 2009 at 11:28 pm
most people don’t know there’s a second page to this..
spiritandsoultemple
On April 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
i love it!!!!
gonna give it a try
let u know how i go lol
rafihan
On January 26, 2011 at 11:44 pm
nice article. I like it…