A Very Bad Situation

Psychologists say that regardless of the circumstances, you should always keep a positive mental outlook. Don’t kick yourself. Don’t ask yourself, “How did I get myself into this situation?” Instead, use the predicament as a learning experience so that in the future – if there is a future – you’ll have some positive reinforcement on which to rely.

So, even if you weigh 5 tons and find yourself hanging precariously over a cliff on a thin tree some 1000 feet in the air, hang on tightly and pull yourself together. Remember that the situation could be worse. It might be threatening to rain…

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