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Bathroom Etiquette for Dummies 2

My second installment on this unaddressed issue, for those who didn’t get it the first time.

When nature calls we just have to answer, it is like destiny. I do not know how or why, but many people amongst us do not know just how to properly use the restroom without leaving it as a nuclear bio-hazard. There are generations around us that were never taught nor ever figured out how to show common courtesy to fellow flushers. Do not fear for this article should be helpful in this seldom discussed issue.

First things first, bathroom etiquette starts before we enter the lavatory. It starts in our head and heart. Carrying about the next person and their nasal and mental health should cause us to think about using it as soon as possible. Sometimes we do have to hold it but let’s not hold it unnecessarily. When we deny our bowels a quick evacuation then it festers and putrifie, which will cause it to smell more loudly upon moving. So we should go as soon as we feel the urge.

Once we drop the load flush immediately to keep the smell from exploding. Repulsive smells have a negative impact on the human psyche and biochemical functions. Then we should wipe. Once we stand up we should flush once more to get rid of the tissue. Now we are ready to wash our hands. Please do not pass up this step. Most germs are spread by hand. Following proper and thoughtful bathroom etiquette is not just for dummies , it is for all of us. So teach your children which is where it should start.

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  1. Kim Buck

    On September 28, 2008 at 7:52 pm


    Sounds like you are person scorned due to improper bathroom use.

    Common knowledge, but it never hurts to rejuvenate the thought of process. I can dig it!

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