Childhood Memories

Childhood was an important time for everybody. It was a time of freedom, fun, dirt, and zero-responsibilities. Unfortunately, we grow, so we can’t always cherish these melancholy-soaked moments. But get ready to “turn that frown upside down”, because I have compiled a list of the top 5 things to do to release your inner child:

1. Run through the sprinklers in your rainbow swimsuit. This right of passage will make you feel 5 again. You will imagine those hot July days, fruit punch, and grass rash…
2. Shoot whip cream right in to your mouth. It’s delicious and completely unsanitary, but what can you say? You loved it.
3. Try to cut your own hair with scissors. We have all done it. We have all tried to give ourselves beautiful haircuts like mommy and daddy, but we end up looking strangely similar to a chicken.
4. Catch frogs in a water bottle. Ok, so maybe this practically tortures the frogs, but you just adored them all, all 25 of your frogs. I bet you just realized that “they all fell asleep”, which is code for you entrapped them in a smoldering water bottle and killed them. Yes you killed all those critters.
5. Write that cute girl or boy a letter asking them not for a date, but rather if they would like to be your girlfriend/boyfriend. Yes use the boxes so he or she can check “yes” “no” or “maybe”.