Dos and Don’ts If You are Lonely
List of things to do and things to refrain from doing when you’re sad, whatever the cause of your loneliness is.
Here’s a list of things to do and things to avoid if you are lonely whatever the cause of your loneliness maybe.
If you are lonely, don’t sing the songs, Tears in Heaven, All At Once and She’s Out Of My Life, instead, sing the following songs; I Will Survive, From A Distance, and Tomorrow.
If you are lonely, avoid the following persons; your nagging parents, Bossy Boss, creditor and your rival, instead be with your best friend, your crush, a clown and gay friends.
If you are lonely, avoid the following occupations; lighthouse keeper, astronaut, night security guard, and beachcomber, instead try to be cheerleader, voice lesson coach, voyeur, and Triond Editor.
If you are lonely avoid the following objects; kitchen knife, insecticides/pesticides, high rise buildings/bridges, and grenade, instead, consider the following; beauty products, Bible, foods, and money.
If you are lonely, don’t watch dramatic and horror movies, instead, watch comedy and Disney Animated Movies (except Pocahontas).
If you are lonely, avoid going to Bermuda triangle, cemetery, motels, and apartments above the disco bars, instead, go to shopping malls, Disneyland, pictorial sessions and tapings, and riots.
And if you are lonely, read only funny/humorous online articles from Triond’s Purple Slinky, such as:
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User Comments
Unofre Pili
On May 3, 2008 at 12:37 am
Nice.It really make sense. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Unofre
tracy sardelli
On May 3, 2008 at 4:38 am
very good, i really enjoyed reading this. Thanks.
salvatore
On May 3, 2008 at 4:40 am
good one buddy, thanks.
slowslow
On May 3, 2008 at 7:38 am
“Stay away from the Bermuda Triangle” That made me chuckle. Good article.
Francie
On May 3, 2008 at 8:50 am
Thanks!! I just loved this one! =)
lonely
On May 3, 2008 at 10:10 am
What a nice article..
Thank you for sharing with us.
Lonely.
Alexa Gates
On May 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
great article
many useful tips!
quiet voice
On May 4, 2008 at 11:34 am
…hi Norbert, this made me laugh
so hard, you do us a great service
writing something so funny and
sensible. Take care.
Ruby Hawk
On May 4, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Interesting, and more truthful than you imagine.
pertz_lne
On May 6, 2008 at 5:00 am
Funny! Just cross out the Bible from your list…
nobert soloria bermosa
On May 6, 2008 at 9:09 am
thanks to all of you guys
Lucy Lockett
On May 9, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Wonderful! Put a smile on my face, thanks!
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