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Five Steps to Total Reformational Transcendence!

Toni Tubbs walks us through his famous five steps for becoming the best we can be by embracing self-hope, not self-help!

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Toni Tubbs, and I’ve travelled all over this AMAZING country of ours with my message of – no, not self-help, SELF-HOPE! And after watching zillions of lives changed for the ever-better, ever-best, I’ve decided to bring these transformational steps to your computer screen.

Are you ready? YES YOU ARE! Because it’s simple. It all comes down to two little words: reformational transcendence. RT for even shorter. Do you have what it takes to turn your old life into an RT life? YES YOU DO!

Step 1. Unleash your INNER DRAGON!

The first step in RT is acknowledging that inside each and every one of us is a big, scary, POWERFUL dragon! It can burn down buildings. It can topple kingdoms. But should you be afraid of it? OF COURSE NOT! It’s yours. Unleash it. Learn to tame it. When your boss is cracking that whip and making you feel like a little baby, like, “Oh no, I need milk and I can’t get it any other way than sucking at the teat of Corporate America,” do you know what you do? You UNLEASH that dragon inside. You tell your boss you don’t NEED this job, because you’re a dragon! You can cook your own dinner just by breathing. You can find your own cave and nobody will take it from you. You can burn down your boss’s house, if you wanted to. But don’t. Tame that dragon, because RT is about passing through, not toppling over. It might help to imagine your dragon is a ghost and can fly through walls. Meditate on that as you search for a new job.

Step 2. Wind up your SEXY MUSIC BOX!

What is a sexy music box? It’s an object of desire that also soothes, like an iPod Nano with all of Barry Manilow’s albums on it. That’s what your DRAGON has in its cave! When you wind the SMB you discover that suddenly you sleep better than ever while everybody else is caught up in the hustle and bustle that YOU have TRANSCENDED. Everybody wants to hear the music. Everybody wants what they see. Just keep in mind (I get this question a lot) that there is nothing to purchase when it comes to the music box. You already have it! I’ll be blunt: the SMB isn’t a prostitute, nor is it any type of narcotic. Who needs such things when a dragon like you has everything in its cave it could ever desire?

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