Healthy Chinese Fortune Cookie Sayings

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How are you feeling? Do you feel like you’re coming down with a cold? Well cheer up. Here are thirteen fortune cookie sayings that will make you really think about your health.

1.   Stay away from the person whose nose runneth over.

2.   It is better to catch a cod than a cold.

3.   The more you are blessed, the more sick you appear to be.

4.   Keep your mind clean and your hands cleaner.

5.   Chill out, but not around a crowded room.

6.   Saturday Night Fever is no different than Friday Night Fever. You’re still hot!

7.   If you are upset, don’t lose your temper or your temperature.

8.   It is better to be coughin’ outside than be in a coffin inside.

9.   Playing chess is better than having a pain in your chest.

10. You are about to be visited by three men in white coats.

11. A shot in the arm is better than two shots in the rear.

12. It is better to be a pain in the neck than to have a pain in the neck.

13. Your sexual partner is about to be giving you something that you’ll have difficulty pronouncing.