How to Get Away with Just About Anything

Have you ever fantasized about playing a bad prank on someone? Have you ever wished there was no such thing as consequences? I think this article is for you. Here’s some tips to help you get away with anything. Before I start though, I’d like to ask everyone on the Internet to please not use this to do anything stupid, like stealing, vandalism, and especially assault.

-First you need to decide what to do, this guide is mainly for things like pranking people. I think anything more than that shouldn’t be attempted anyway.

-Once you know, plan it out. Think about three ways people could figure out who did it. Don’t think too hard though, that will ruin the fun! If it seems like it would be easy for you to get caught, I would play a smaller prank on yourself, or talk with your victim, or really anyone that herd what happened and say things like “ Oh yea that happened to me too.” Or “ That sounds terrible”. Just make sure you sound like you are a victim or have been through the same thing.

-Don’t tell anyone! Not even your friends. You never know who might get worked up and might tell.

-Keep a low profile. Make sure that everybody thinks you are the kind of person that would never do anything bad in your life. If it’s too late for that then just admit that “unfortunately” it’s not your fault. If your patient you can also retire for a few months to clear your name.

-Right before you play your prank think about what other people will think about it. If it is kind of innocent and pretty funny, I think it’s okay to let other people see. If it could potentially cause big problems, is really mean, or really bad, then make sure no one sees.

-To make sure no one sees you’re going to need to do it the right way, in the right clothes, and at the right time. Lets say you are going to take a sneak peek at a test at school. I would wear clothes you don’t normally do, and ask a friend if you can keep your jacket (that you don’t normally wear) in their locker. The day you want to get your hands on that test, go to a tutorial, or a club. When the tutorial is over, act like you were just about to leave, but you forgot your jacket. Go get your jacket out of your friend’s locker, which ideally will be near the room where you know the test is kept.

- While performing your act, you need to be sneaky without over doing it. You need to make it less likely you will be caught, but you still need to be very nonchalant, so it is easy to act innocent. It’s best if you are at your stealthiest until you hear someone coming, then you start acting casual. Make sure no one sees this transition.

- Make sure you get it over with. Personally I have the most fun afterwards when everyone freaks out about it. It’s not that bad to avoid savoring the moment.

- If you do everything right, then you shouldn’t need to lie, but if you are a suspect and you have to answer some questions, be confidant. If you didn’t get carried away, and you know you can handle the consequences, you should just come clean. If you don’t want to get in trouble, Look them in the eyes and lie. I know it’s risky, but if you practice, then you will pull it off. If you avoid eve contact every one will think you are lieing.

If you put these to good use, you could almost completely do away with minor consequences. Have fun! Don’ be stupid!