How to Get Out of Bed Every Morning with Ease
by How to get up without falling back to sleep again.
1. Take Advantage of your Alarm
Place your alarm on the opposite side of the room and set it on repeat so to shut it up you have to get out of your cosy sheets and walk over to it, hence waking you up and getting you out of bed first and every time.
2. The Lazy Man’s way
If your just a get out of bed when ever you want to type of person and you never end up getting out then its time you used this tip. Roll out, this may be a little dangerous for a person if you sleep on a top bunk. So don’t try it if you are on a top bunk.
3. Use Other people
Have another person do anything you can think of to wake you up fully, some examples are pouring some water on your face, ripping all your blankets off, hitting you in the face with a pillow, but make sure they want to be hit in the face with a pillow!
4. Tell Yourself there’s a Nice Warm Shower Waiting
This works, trust me, sometimes I’m cold and just run for the shower. Always a good last resort!
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Post CommentEmma J Kerry
On January 15, 2009 at 4:36 am
I loved it! This is really funny. I usually find having a nine month old son does the trick, but maybe that’s a bit drastic.
Laura Smith
On January 15, 2009 at 5:24 am
Luckily I have my mum that wakes me up in the morning, if I don’t get up first time, she keeps coming back and nagging me..grrrr! Funny article though
Laura
Sotiris
On January 15, 2009 at 6:25 am
Nice tips. I laughed with the Garfield funny pic
seashell66
On January 15, 2009 at 7:07 am
Also children asking you to come look at the pretty fire….lol. Nice job
Darla Smith
On January 15, 2009 at 8:02 am
Great tips! I have the alarm set on my daughter’s cell phone so I’ll have to get up and turn it off. The sound of that thing will drive you crazy!
Joni Keith
On January 15, 2009 at 9:10 am
Great ideas. I love the Garfield pic ;D… I wake up so I can read your newest articles, lol.
writingares
On January 15, 2009 at 10:44 am
LOL NICE WORK!!!! lol soo funny
Good job and keep it work up lol i want to read more!!!!!!
I wake up too see the girl that i like =)
Tennessee Thompson
On January 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Good advice.
nutuba
On January 15, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I love the light hearted feel of this. It flows well. Nicely done.
Genevieve Horrall
On January 15, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I love this. I got a great image of my husband rolling out on to the floor and sleeping through it. LOL. And the cartoon at the end. Priceless. ROFL.
Debra.
On January 15, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I really enjoyed this piece! I was very entertaining, Denus!
God bless.
sable Rose
On January 15, 2009 at 10:37 pm
This is ever so cute Denus. Especially the part about rolling out of bed. Boom if the’re not careful.
Bick Parker
On January 16, 2009 at 1:29 am
I’ve just got out of bed myself, and could do with more funny reads like this one which starts my day off with a smile. I thank you for making getting out of bed worthwhile.
More funnies please.
James DeVere
On January 16, 2009 at 3:33 am
Place your alarm on the opposite side of the room and set it on repeat so to shut it up you have to get out of your cosy sheets and walk over to it, hence waking you up and getting you out of bed first and every time. ( Run on sentence )
Better:
Place your alarm on the opposite side of the room. Set it on repeat. To silence it you have to get out of your cosy sheets, walking over to it. Hence, you wake up and get out of bed first and every time.
I do the same – now I run my own schedule – sleeping in my own time.
Nice write but needs grammar work . j
Maria Blazz
On January 16, 2009 at 10:14 am
For me, no matter what strategy I use, I always hate the moment of the alarm, especially if I have to wake up very early in the morning.
Dry Ink
On January 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Love your top tips…keep them coming.
UnknownUser
On January 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Haha love the cartoon! Nice tips since I hate getting out of bed.
Pete Macinta
On January 17, 2009 at 8:29 am
Made me laugh! Thanks1
goodselfme
On January 17, 2009 at 11:43 am
good messages
rutherfranc
On January 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I`ve no problem getting out of bed, It`s the getting in, eversince I discovered Triond
Guffin Mopes
On January 23, 2009 at 4:06 am
great article, man
I’ve tried every tip but one on that list, and I’m still absolutely useless at getting out of bed, but at least now I have another option
Vinagan
On February 18, 2009 at 4:59 am
I have serious problems getting out of bed in the morning, my girlfriend actually punched me in the arm the other day to get me out of bed. I’ll try the hot shower approach, thanks and great article!
DA Cournean
On April 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Sweet!!
postpunkpixie
On April 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
Oh man, I’m going to have to use these. I got up at 3:30 today!
Alina Beck
On April 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Great tips – I’m absolutely terrible at getting up in the morning!
Bo Russo
On April 21, 2009 at 3:26 am
Funny Dean
Glassie
On May 2, 2009 at 4:25 am
If only I could be as enthusiastic about gettig upa s I was about your article!
Joni Keith
On May 4, 2009 at 9:59 pm
You’re the best! I keep missing you.