I Am The Replica (Of an Exploding Penguin) and Other BS

Opinions are grown, hatched, just like schemes. Dreaming in class is usually what optimists
do. Business plans are dreams, however, schemes are what make the business successful.

If you can’t swim with the ducks get out of the pool. Ducks are big schemers, who are
afraid of exploding penguins. Pretending to be an exploding penguin is not a good idea
in this era, unless you want to be investigated by Homeland Security. A lucky few can get
career jobs with Homeland Security by pretending to be replicas of exploding penguins. Don’t
ever explode! Let someone else explode for you.

If you will note, someone with money who has been published can make their own spelling
up for words such as primative. The dictionary will eventually change, given enough
fuss from an individual and his or her people – primitive, but true. Laundramat is the
next word that could use to be changed, it doesn’t have to be laundromat, look, enough
laundramat owners use “laundramat” on the sign.

Money talks, and canvassers walk. Canvassers are b.s. Successful canvassers rarely have
to give the full rap. Giving vaporware is not always the point. Being able to say, “hi,
I’m so and so” if you are known locally for being genuine helps more than the speech.
So, canvass for what you believe in. If you give political speeches to lizards and frogs,
the lizards and frogs will respond. If you preach to plants, at least they’ll get carbon
dioxide.

A lot of people have pie in the sky, some have pie in the face, a few have pie on the table.
Most of us have the goal of having pie on the table, and get distracted from it.

Think outside the box, don’t act like the people on television do. Thinking outside the box
should not be restricted to your morning reading of the cereal box.

Learn what the ingredients are in the chemicals you are putting into your body, oops, we mean
food, as well as the cosmetics you are putting on your body.

The information highway is about as private as a goldfish bowl, and the world wide web is
generally the world wide wait. However, cell phone cameras make photo posting almost instant.

I’ve been spending years waiting for my Tandy computer that uses both a 3.5″ and a 5.5″ floppy
disk to get back from the repair shop. Apparently some rodents are handling the repair.
It’s a great computer, uploads the software quickly, and lets me do my data entry. No
wait, no fuss, no muss, no gooey (GUI) interface. It’s not exactly a photo album, though.

That’s why I do Windows, I am allowed to litter cyberspace with my photos. Some folks
actually earn a sizeable living from my photos, however, me, I just litter cyberspace, and
thank something out there that I’m allowed to. Actually, I try to edit these photos, although,
I’m still not very good at the task of editing.