Know How to Lie
Lying is bad, but to be caught lying is far worse. Here’s are some tips on how to lie n what to do when all hell broke lose.
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Know who you’re lying to
If it’s a 3 year old, maybe you’ll survive, but, if you’re talking about adults who are 27++ wt brains, then b prepared. if the person u intend to lie to is your friend, my advice is-DON’T, UNLESS u REALLY have to (even then, it’s still not encouraged)..
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Know Your Facts
Lying is easy between one person to another person. but, it’ll b a wee bit complicated if there’s more than 1 person involved in both camps. There bound to b different versions and therefore chances of falling flat on your face while lying is very high. Give u an example from my own experience. Few people in Camp A sent SMSes to few people in Camp B, with different versions of stories. Ironically the people in Camp B were together when they read the SMSes. Needless to say, the lie were spotted ASAP.
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Why?
Make sure u know Y u wanna lie? Is it worth the risks? If its worth it, then proceed, if not, “Honesty Is The Best Policy”
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Humour
Dude, lie detector & humour don’t mix. Don’t ever dream of cracking up stupid jokes if the cat’s out of the bag..
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Emotional
Emotion, understandably, should be running high in this situation. So PLEASE x blame us girls if we feel betrayed, hurt, insulted etc coz we have THE RIGHT to. C’mon, it’s insulting to think that u guys expected us to fall to such an immature, unorganized lie(if it’s a pretty bloody intelligent lie, u won’t b caught in the first place..hehehe)
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Apologise
You’ve tried n u failed. What else do u have to do? instead of trying unsuccessfully to cover up the blatant lie and suffer serious consequences, it’s advisable to just own up and say “I’m sorry”. dude, if u have to have people to point this to u, you’re oh so screwed….Oh, and there’s a deadline for apology to be accepted..
Tough,huh?
Last but not least just remember: Women are the coolest lie detectors!!
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