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Know How to Lie

by razzmatazz in Advice, April 21, 2008

Lying is bad, but to be caught lying is far worse. Here’s are some tips on how to lie n what to do when all hell broke lose.

  1. Know who you’re lying to

    If it’s a 3 year old, maybe you’ll survive, but, if you’re talking about adults who are 27++ wt brains, then b prepared. if the person u intend to lie to is your friend, my advice is-DON’T, UNLESS u REALLY have to (even then, it’s still not encouraged)..

  2. Know Your Facts

    Lying is easy between one person to another person. but, it’ll b a wee bit complicated if there’s more than 1 person involved in both camps. There bound to b different versions and therefore chances of falling flat on your face while lying is very high. Give u an example from my own experience. Few people in Camp A sent SMSes to few people in Camp B, with different versions of stories. Ironically the people in Camp B were together when they read the SMSes. Needless to say, the lie were spotted ASAP.

  3. Why?

    Make sure u know Y u wanna lie? Is it worth the risks? If its worth it, then proceed, if not, “Honesty Is The Best Policy”

  4. Humour

    Dude, lie detector & humour don’t mix. Don’t ever dream of cracking up stupid jokes if the cat’s out of the bag..

  5. Emotional

    Emotion, understandably, should be running high in this situation. So PLEASE x blame us girls if we feel betrayed, hurt, insulted etc coz we have THE RIGHT to. C’mon, it’s insulting to think that u guys expected us to fall to such an immature, unorganized lie(if it’s a pretty bloody intelligent lie, u won’t b caught in the first place..hehehe)

  6. Apologise

    You’ve tried n u failed. What else do u have to do? instead of trying unsuccessfully to cover up the blatant lie and suffer serious consequences, it’s advisable to just own up and say “I’m sorry”. dude, if u have to have people to point this to u, you’re oh so screwed….Oh, and there’s a deadline for apology to be accepted..

Tough,huh?

Last but not least just remember: Women are the coolest lie detectors!!

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