Love at the Bars

I’m writing this to try and clear some things up. I work in a Saloon and Grill. I have seen lots of women fall prey to what they believe will be the Mr rights. They come in groups and start drinking. Then the men are there shinning up their belt buckles and making bets on certain women. Ladies I’m going to say this loud and clear. you are not and i will repeat are not going to have love or a lifetime commitment with these guys. Most are married and cheating on their better half’s. The rest have girlfriends or are gay. You might find one truly unattached. Never come to a bar alone. Men look for women that are alone. They zero in on you pretty quick and then the process goes into full bull crap.They say how they can get lost in your eyes forever or how they finally found you. Or they have search a long time for you. Ladies, ladies,its bull ca ca. Don’t drink like there is a shortage of booze. I promise the bar has plenty to get everyone plastered.If you do have too much to drink let us call a taxi an make sure you get home safe. Believe us when we warn you that your being played. We don’t want him, rest assure. If by chance you do leave with this guy that you have draped yourself upon then dont come back that night or the next night and say he put something in your drink, and raped you. Lady you were caught in the bathroom getting all hot and bother. You may have done it in the rest room if we hadn’t kicked you out of there. There is a time and place for everything but ladies the restroom is dirty and that’s not the place. Besides it makes you look cheap by everyone there. And it gives dogs in the place a reason to hit on you in the future. After a few drink don’t drop your top and show what you have. We are not impress. on the other hand every guy now think your easy and can lay you, makes our job harder trying to keep you safe from all the trash. Here is a few more don’t if you drink. Don’t sit on a bar stool with a short skirt and propt you legs up on the next bar stool. Nobody wants to see your goods. And ladies do wear underwear. Bar stools arent the cleanest things to sit on. Don’t sit at the bar saying how mash you are and flirting with all the guys. You just painted a target on yourself. We have enough Ho’s in town we don’t need to add your name to the lisit. If your a lady act like one. Don’t leave your drink unintended when you go to the restroom.we can only watch so much at the same time. When you get back get a fresh drink. And never accept a drink brought over from a guy. You don’t know if they put a date rape drug in it. Ladies watch how much you drink. Pace yourselves. Nobody like a sloppy drunk who pukes on the floor. Have some class in your actions, not trash. Come in groups and have one person who isn’t drinking babysit all of you and makes sure you don’t take off with Mr. wonderful for the night. They can make sure you arrive at your home alive and well. Don’t let a guy talk you into leaving with him to find a quite place to talk. He is just tying to get you alone to add another notch to his belt. If you don’t know the guy then don’t sleep with him. You don’t know if he is carrying a disease or he hiding something weird about him. Like he has to beat the crap out of you to get some satisfaction. You should know the guy if you are going to be inmate with him.