Never Microwave a Candybar in Its Wrapper

I took a Hershey’s Almond bar (still in its wrapper) and I stuck it in a microwave thinking it’d only heat it up.

I wasn’t thinking that it’d explode but after four seconds, mini Yellowstone blew its top. Sparks and flashing from the microwave and a melted candy bar. Well, the microwave is still okay but the candy bar is trash because apparently the wrapper mixed with the chocolate. Looks like I’m going to have to throw it in the trash.

Apparently, the wrapper has a little bit of metallic properties, therefore, the reaction of microwaves causes a flash and a bit of sparks which if I let it continue, I wouldn’t have a microwave and/or a fire would start and spread, therefore, burning down the house and causing me to lose more than just a small insignificant Hershey’s bar.

Now, if I had thought of this, I would’ve been happy sitting down eating the candy bar in stead of sitting down and moping that it’s gone and I can never get it back. What a waste of 99 cents.

At least I can always getanother one later. I wish I didn’t do this. My choir teacher says, “If wishes were horses, beggars would ride them.”