Nine Clues He/She Isn’t Getting It
A lot of people have the problem of getting a message across to someone. Here are a few hints that you have a problem and the individual isn’t getting it.
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In a Breakup
When you tell your girlfriend to return the key to your apartment, you go home to find her cooking you dinner. You tell her she returned the key, how did she get in? She tells you she had copies made because she just knew you wouldn’t want her waiting out in the hallway for you to get home.
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Your teenage daughter
You told your 13 year old daughter she couldn’t date that 17 year old boy. You are getting home from work and see him dropping her off. Angry that she is being punished, she argues that you said that on Friday, you never said no to Saturday night
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Your employee
As an employer, you are often stuck with the unpleasant task of firing employees. But what happens when you tell an employee to turn in their name tag, etc…and they show up everyday the following week under the impression they no longer wore name tags in the company.
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Grown children
Your child is no longer a child-but a 30 year old adult and still living at home. You do everything short of throwing him out, but he doesn’t seem to be getting the point. You lock him out, he climbs through a window.
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Grown children
You pack his suitcases, he asks if you are going on a trip and why you need his luggage.
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Your disgusting teenage son
Your 15 year old son has been in the same outfit for a week straight, he even sleeps in it. You give him money, he keeps coming home with new videos games. You lay out new clothes on his bed and he gives them to the good will store.
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Your disgusting teenage son
He starts to smell unbearable, so you buy him bottles of soap but he doesn’t seem to notice. Just tell him he stinks.
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Your wife
Your wife is a bad cook but of course you don’t want to tell her that. Her burnt food ends up in the trash, her meatloaf shows up in the cloth napkins after dinner, and most often you come home full because you ate out. She isn’t getting it if she keeps cooking you dinner.
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Houseguest
Everyone has friends that need a place to stay for the night. But what happens when night turns into a week, week into months? You do everything, you buy less food to make money look tight, you beg his wife to take him back, you bring dates for him but he gets more and more comfortable on your couch.
Can you think of a hilarious 10? Post in comments section, I’d love to hear it because I can’t think of any.
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