The title was supposed to be “Why Walking Can Be Extremely Dangerous” But then, when I finished writing the article, the stupid computer hanged and then my article vanished. So now, I’m pissed.

Do you know the saying, walking is good exercise? Well, don’t believe in it. To all you fit, walking and healthy morons out there, let me tell you right now why walking is unimportant and why it’s dangerous in its own way.

Do we walk when we eat? Eating is the basic need of a living thing and people usually sit while eating.

Do we walk when we need to breathe? Breathing is essential to all animals and humans and we don’t need to walk just to breath.

Do we walk when we sit? No. We sit when we sit and a person can’t walk forever but one can sit forever.

Do we walk when we watch TV? Of course not, only a moron would. I mean, we wouldn’t be able to focus if we did.

Do we walk when we use the toilet? Every one needs to use the toilet and we don’t walk while we use it. Right?

Thus, it is therefore concluded that walking is not essential or in other words, unimportant.

Why waste the effort of walking when you can just ride the bus, car or taxi? I mean, I’m hungry and I’m lazy enough not to walk to the kitchen 2 meters away from me. Tch. Walking, who needs them?

And what about the hazards it can bring to a person’s life?

1. Let’s say a drunk, stupid, sleepy, unexperienced or may be even blind driver hits you while you’re walking? I doubt that you’ll survive.
2. An airplane suddenly crashes down on you while you’re walking, do you think you’ll survive? I don’t think so.
3. You trip and hit your head in the ground and lose a lot of blood. Do you think you can still survive?

Walking can be very dangerous. I suggest you take the bus. Don’t put your life in the line. How will you be able to see the future if you’ll end up in the cemetery because of walking? Stick to the safe side, stick to the bus.