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Ten Techniques Jesus Would Use in The Bedroom

Commandments of Great Sex: Abide by these laws and become a sex god or goddess that men and women want to worship.

  1. Thou Shall Take Time for Sex

    If you, like me, believe that sex is a divine gift bestowed upon mankind and that God himself created the idea of two people having sex as most beautiful of all his creative endeavors, that you will have no problem reading the rest of this article on Sex and love making. If Jesus allowed himself the luxury of making love, he’d do the following: He’d dedicate careful and sanctified time to attend his precious energy on making sure that this would be most wonderful and praise-worthy moments of his life…each time. Now what about you?  

  2. Yes. I know that you got to watch the Super Bowl instead of having sex. So you don’t mind pretending you are Al Bundy, who mistakenly marry Peggy after he got drunk. And like Mr. Bundy, you much prefer watching a bunch guys grab a ball, snarl at each other, and run down the field, than have lazy, red-haired wife Peg gently grab, stroke and caress your, ah, hmn…balls?
  3. Oh woe unto thee “guys-grabbing-balls voyeurs.” Ye Must Be Born Again! Mend your ways this very day, become better lovers and let thy staff and rod rule supreme.

    While you are at it, dedicate at least five to ten minutes a day to sharpen your skills on love making and strive to spend one-on-one time, cuddling, talking, or just letting your bodies talk before you move from foreplay to real-time action.

  4. Thou Shall Listen to Your Lover when He/She Speaks

    The art of listening is a powerful Art and an inspiration in itself, and to a women, it’s an irresistible aphrodisiac. Still, many people (especially guys) are afraid of being quiet and let silence speak. Most lovers don’t know how to listen to their significant other and surrender to the silence of the moment. They don’t know how tantalizing it can be.

    Silence can be a strong toll and powerful toner for intimate communication and it helps build good relationships. Good lovers have a secret language and a vocabulary of their own.

    It comes by subtle expressions, stealth body language, mimics, small gestures, and an unbroken sensual-romantic kinship through day and night. And it momentously enhances your worth having qualities. Couples who suffer or live through distress extract greater pleasures from their sex lives. Their power to contemplate quietly lets silent mood tale over to colorful fantasies.

    So hear Ye, poor love-listeners. According to the number 1 rated book “Build Your Body for Life, Sex and Love,” a ($ 20.99 paperback, Authorhouse, 1663 Liberty, Suite 200Bloomington, IN 47403) a 396-page, fully pictured new book; to become a sex god or goddess, you must get in the habit of sharpening your listening skills.

    The book teaches how you can develop skills to listen to the sounds of her emotions and the unspokeness imbued therein. Can you detect the true sounds of her feelings when she’s expressing her feelings? It will help you focus on the sounds of her voice and hear her intentions for an entire day.

    How does the sound of her name sounds to you? How does your name sounds when uttered with her lips?

    As you sit, lie in bed, or walk together, take some time out and listen, really listen. Listen to your environment, and see how it influences the both of you. How many different sounds you hear you’d normally not pay attention to, or would be inclined to “tune out” when you’re together?

  5. Thou Shall Surprise Your Love with Something Special

    Once a month, do something unexpected and overly arousing. If you have been too busy with work or heavy-laden with stressful duties, whenever possible, go for periodic contact with your partner outside your normal routine. He or she will feel thought of and understood; and this is a powerful turn on.

  6. Thou Shall Use Your Sensibleness

    Allow your partners sensuality permeate your thoughts. This will build your “sex senses” up and keep you in tune with the exquisite sensation of loving making running in your veins all day.

  7. Thou Shall Practice Mental Seduction

    Practice the art of telepathic seduction.

    Differently stated; send mental messages to your partner saying she or he is ravishing, and wanted. Do this all day long even if you are far away at work on a business trip. Your partner’s connects and receive those “arousing vibes” you send out. Don’t dismiss it as stuff only for the scatterbrained. It works wonders.

  8. Thou Shall Indulge in Sweet Fantasying

    Use music, pictures, and clothing, to fantasize about your partner.

    Find time to be intimate with your partner in your mind first. It will add spice to the real thing, as let both lovers score home runs. In fact, fantasies of this kind are arousing and are in all likelihood orgasmic. Mind sex is surprising, intense, and extremely fulfilling.

  9. Thou Shall Learnt the 10-Minute Sexual Workout

    In Build Your Body for Life Sex and Love, the book I told you about a minute ago, you’ll discover that just as you learn to build your body through an entrusted and disciplined workout in a Gym, you need a specialized workout for your sexual fitness too. You need your weekly sexual fitness routine for you to combine with your regular fitness workout.

  10. Thou Shall Boost Your Sexual Energy through Laughter

    Study shows laughter produce the same benefits of a three-minute aerobic workout. Sharpen your niceness and your humor, share funny and light-hearted moments and laugh as frequent as possible.

  11. Thou Shall Shed Tears

    Although some men are skittish about crying, tears are arousing if you connect with the emotions of what caused them. Tears contain stress control hormones, and carry many other chemicals that nature uses as a cleaning tool to rid your body of toxins.

    • Sensualrobics. Release yourself from sexual bondage and meaningless taboos, and incorporate techniques to increase your sensitivity to sexual connectedness. Here are some hints for your delight.
    • Sensual simulation. When your partner’s around the house catch her with a surprise embrace and do a little love-dance and simulate sex or pretend you’re making love. In my manly view, all sexually alive women love this little teaser. You can do it even when you’re alone, or when you’re sure no one’s watching. With your clothes still on, think of the one you love and imagine making love to her or him by going through the motions of intercourse. Go for it! You’ll love it…it’s better than all erotic movies combined.
  12. Thou Shall Learn the Art of Giving Your Lover an Erotic massage

    Massage his or hers genitals on a regular basis. It will keep it healthy by encouraging blood circulation

    • Erotic music. Select music evocative of sexual pleasure and loaded with sexual pleasure undertones to set the mood…and dance to the rhythm. It will light your fire and your desire for sex will soar to the stratosphere.
    • Teasing your lover. Employ seductive motions, sway, and dazzle with your hidden provocative “come ons.” Gaze, smile, and send signals of courtship. You’ll feel she or he feel sexier and mesmerizing.
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