Ten Things to Do Instead of Searching the Internet for Porn
by Pornography is too popular with men (and yes) and women today. The internet is the number one provider of this disease. So I decided to compile a list of things to do besides searching for porn.
Read the Bible
Believe it or not it could change your life. Eternal life that is. Don’t believe? Maybe you would if you would read it instead of looking at porn.
Kiss your Wife
Every second some dude is cheating on their wife by looking at others getting it on. That isn’t cool. Kiss your wife, write her a note, cook her dinner or bathe the kids. Be a husband, not a pervert.
Read a Book (not a filthy one)
Statistics show that reading actually makes you smarter. Don’t believe me? Try searching that instead of the weird things you have been lately.
Write your Congressman
There are thousands of issues being looked at per day that you have never heard of because you are looking for girls gone wild. Did you know that there are proposals out there right now for bills to be passed to allow 12 year old girls access to abortion without parental consent? Look it up. It’s called the Freedom of Choice Act.
Buy a Stock
Ford stock has multiplied by four in the last six months. Didn’t know that? Probably because you are too busy paying to watch some dude having fun with some teenage bimbo. Invest in something that appreciates, not something disgusting.
Walk your Dog
You are going to get fat sitting there staring at that screen. Get off your butt and walk your dog. If you don’t have one then mow your grass. If you live in an apartment try visiting your grandparents. If they are dead then get creative.
Volunteer
Lots of kids need baseball coaches. Lots of veterans need help. Lots of churches need mobile meal deliverers. Lots of kids need tutoring.
Go to the Gym
Take all that time you spend looking at porn and use a fraction of it to work out. Within months you will be like the Governator.
Write an Article
I did it. You can too. I just made a few cents. You can too. Just quit watching porn!
Take Dancing Lessons
It’s easy. Just Google dancing lessons in your area and there you go. Dancing is fun. It’s exercise. It’s also a really good way to meet a real live woman.
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Post Commentnutuba
On July 15, 2009 at 11:42 am
Excellent advice, Army Writer! Great article. The only thing I might drop is dancing lessons … I’m not much of a dancer these days. How about … tuba lessons?
gaffneygirl
On July 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm
This could also apply to those of us that watch way too much reality TV or sit around because we think that there is nothing better to do.