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The Vampire Sneeze, Sneeze and Cough Etiquette

On to Whom Does Your Cough or Sneeze go.
The Proper Way to Cough
The Proper Way to Sneeze.

A Cough comes out a incredible speed of  =  around 60MPH / 100MPH,  gee whiz

that is faster than I drive.

A Sneeze comes out a incredible speed of = any where from

47 MPH up to an incredible speed of 160MPH .

WOW now that is fast.

Just think how much ground that can cover and WHO.M

It is unhealthy to hold a cough or sneeze back,  just let it go as you are getting rid of unwanted irritants, and germs.

Mother always said when coughing “put your hand over your mouth”, Is this Right ? ? ? ? ? ?,     if  using ones hand a fistful of germs you will have,     ask yourself how many people wash there hands after a sneeze or cough ,  My answer would be on rear occasion’s , there for  exposing germs to others as the hand touches every thing and so do others hands , then wham bam they have your germs.     Sending  it on to others,    yukky.

The best way to deal with your cough or sneeze is to catch it in material,  like the sleeve of your clothing.

The fibers of material traps your gems and are unable to travel else where,  plus if you don’t have any material ,   say your nude,  Lol,    sneeze or cough in to your arm as your arm is not about to touch many other items.

The Vampire Sneeze

Putting your sneeze or cough in a handkerchief then in to your pocket I feel is just disgusting, think about how many times would your hand go in to your pocket and with what else, are your hands washed every time it enters your handy pocket,  I doubt it very much,  so then what else does your hand touch, E.G: door handles,  lift buttons,  toilet seats,  restaurant chairs so on and so on just awful.

Do you think a it is a good idea to be carrying around a germ-ed filled handkerchief in your pocket ? ? ? ?     Ask yourself how many times does your hand go in to your pocket, and what else is  in their? ? ? and do you wash your hands every time you enter your pocket,   I doubt it every much.

A  bloody good lesson from our children here in this video.

Tissue tissue all go in the bin, that sounds alright to me, Lol.

Cough Sneeze Splutter.

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User Comments
  1. ceegirl

    On February 2, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    very nice

  2. drelayaraja

    On February 2, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Great idea……..

  3. ashan1614

    On February 2, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    I always try to remember to cough/sneeze into the crook of my elbow and keep a bottle of hand sanitizer on hand for those times I forget.

  4. Sharif Ishnin

    On February 2, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Entertaining article! Whats the speed if you convert a sneeze into a cough? 120MPH sore throat!

  5. sambhafusia

    On February 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    good thought..nice share..

  6. Guy Hogan

    On February 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    I’ve givin’ up hope of living in a germ free environment. I just hope my immune system stays healthy.

  7. mkd1788

    On February 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    that is so interesting article..good info

  8. Atanacio

    On February 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    you seem to enter worth while articles good job

  9. Moira62

    On February 2, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    very interesting piece Donna..most in formative…espeically with things like “swine flu” going around:)

  10. bailieman

    On February 2, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Get the cops after those speeding germs. I prefer to use a disposable tissue and get rid of it asap.

  11. Shirley Shuler

    On February 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    You make some interesting points, well done.

  12. 8Shei8

    On February 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    I always try to cover when I do sneeze or cough. Good one!

  13. Starpisces

    On February 2, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    very interesting! Some people sneeze very loud like going to scold me….

  14. Greg Seltz

    On February 2, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Haha….I hate those people who sneeze all over the place..

  15. Paul Roberts

    On February 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    Girl you got the touch on presenting interesting reads. Friend, fan, smile

  16. LewSethics

    On February 2, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    I try to bend over and sneeze onto the floor if it isn’t inconveniencing anyone.
    Otherwise I’ll try to find someone smaller than me and sneeze on them.
    If you sneeze or cough on someone’s food it becomes yours.
    That doesn’t work with pets, though.

  17. Frances Lawrence

    On February 3, 2010 at 3:31 am

    interesting ideas, we are told by the government to use tissues and throw them away safely, and wash our hands.

  18. Inna Tysoe

    On February 3, 2010 at 3:44 am


  19. albert1jemi

    On February 3, 2010 at 7:34 am

    nice share tnxk

  20. alensmith

    On February 3, 2010 at 7:35 am

    nice and wonderfull thank you

  21. Lord Banks

    On February 3, 2010 at 8:48 am

    At school we were taught “coughs and sneezes spread diseases” how true! good write LB

  22. johnnydod

    On February 3, 2010 at 9:24 am

    wow so so Interesting Donna I learn so much from your excellent articles .
    I tend to use a tissue and then dispose of it, but I suppose I could always get hold of a small boy or girl and use them to sneeze on lol or if I find a stray cat that would be useful hahahaa

  23. giftarist

    On February 3, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Excellent post. very interesting!

  24. Peter Cimino

    On February 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Very good read.

  25. qasimdharamsy

    On February 4, 2010 at 11:00 am

    very interesting…thanks for the share….

  26. Kris Tagre

    On February 4, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    wow. i learned a lot of stuffs through this article. thnx for the share (”,)

  27. Sharon

    On February 5, 2010 at 1:13 am

    With the H1N1 scare this year and all the vaccine hoopla I went a bit germaphobe and googled how to teach kids about germs at the start of the school year. Found a new program called Germ Smarts for kids and got it for home and for our child’s preschool. It was a bit pricey but has probably saved us hundreds as the kids have not been bringing home every germ on the planet from preschool and we are no longer playing the “pass the germ” game around the house! Simple program but huge difference in staying healthy for everyone.

  28. seema1962

    On February 5, 2010 at 1:55 am

    Very interesting, nice to share

  29. seema1962

    On February 5, 2010 at 1:57 am

    Very interesting, thanks for the share

  30. CA Johnson

    On February 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    This is a really great article. I am very conscious of germs. I see a lot of people who cough in their hands instead of in their sleeve. You can also cough into your shoulder to keep from spreading germs. Thanks so much for sharing such a great article.

  31. devsir

    On February 6, 2010 at 9:17 am

    Nice Advice

  32. devsir

    On February 6, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Great Article

  33. deep blue

    On February 6, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    A brilliant tip. Ha….choo. Sorry, ‘got colds.

  34. Ruby Hawk

    On February 6, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Thanks for sharing.

  35. clickmarbin

    On February 7, 2010 at 12:01 am

    nice info, thanks for sharing your ideas here

  36. zoeyclark

    On February 7, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    This is cool. I welcome any ideas that prevent me from catching a cold or help me save others from my cold.
    It helps that your tips are entertaining as well:)

  37. Wiggles18

    On February 8, 2010 at 10:12 am

    A fun and humorous way to to get a serious helpful point across. Good job.

  38. SharifaMcFarlane

    On February 11, 2010 at 4:00 am

    I could move at 120 mph to get out of the way of the people who cough into the air nearby.

  39. ken bultman

    On February 26, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Hey, nurse Donna, is this where I get my flu shot?

  40. athena goodlight

    On March 2, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Interesting facts. I always carry facial tissue in my hand bag for these.

  41. Germ Phobe

    On March 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    What about all the germs and other forms of ick they are coughing and sneezing onto their sleeves??? Just as gross, but the point is to get them to cough and/or sneeze into/onto something other than the people around them!

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