Three Reasons Why You Should Never Jump on Your Bed

Have you ever jumped on your bed? No need to lie, you know you did, or at least thought of doing it. Here’s a list of reasons why you shouldn’t have done it, or even thought about it…

1. You know how you hardly ever wash your mattress? Well, think of all those little tiny dust mites and other bugs that gathered on your bed over the years. Scary? You haven’t heard the worst part, yet. When you go and jump on your bed, all those little tiny creatures fly up in the air, and unless you can hold your breath for 5 minutes, you’ll breathe in all those microscopic bugs. Due to this, in your near future, you will most likely get lung and breathing problems such as asthma and so on.
2. Okay, so you’re happily jumping up and down…up and down…and then…..wham! You sprain your ankle and you head flies right on the edge of your drawer. Ouch…
3. Never paid much attention in science class? Well now you wish you had, because in science, your teacher probably taught you about compression, and example would be the springs in an mattress. So, when you’re jumping up and down… BWOING! The super compressed springs gets released, and hit you at about speeds of…how am i supposed to know? Let’s just say fast enough to put a hole right through you. 

So now you know the reasons, and i hope this has made you change your mind about jumping on your bed, and if you ever see someone else do it, please save them from a possibly cruel misfortune.