When Things Go Wrong

When things go wrong…

1. Panic. — If you don’t know how to, scream and run around like a monkey, that’s panicking
2. Don’t tell your parents. — They’ll get mad at you or punish you.
3. Don’t try to fix the problem. — It’ll only get worse.
4. Don’t ask for any advise. — People these days, you can’t trust them.
5. It a meatloaf. — To calm the nerves.
6. Punch a wall in public. — To let people know that you have a problem and they should leave you alone.
7. Take a bath. — Shower would be best. It makes a rain effect, to add more drama to your situation.
8. Forget about the problem. — I don’t know why, but this is what I do.
9. Laugh. — Laughter is the best medicine.
10. Cry. — Pour out all your sadness.

And right now, I have a problem so I have to finish this list now. I mean, do you know how hard it is to pick between powdered cheese and whole cheese? Yes, I’m stressing over a piece of cheese. But this is a major cheese crisis.