51 Reasons to Dump Your Man

1. He doesn’t like children
2. He mistreats pets
3. He snores like a train
4. He farts all night long
5. He has no knowledge of foreplay
6. He has temper tantrums
7. He hits you whenever he likes
8. He smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish
9. He is never at home
10. He doesn’t love you
11. He is a serial cheat
12. He is a serial killer
13. He has no bank account
14. He nags like a pregnant woman
15. He cons you like a stranger would
16. He robs for a living
17. He has never introduced you to his family
18. You don’t know what he does for a living
19. He cant let go of his mum’s apron strings
20. He hasn’t grown up
21. He is always with the boys
22. He doesn’t make you laugh
23. He ogles at every woman in the shopping mall
24. He doesn’t remember your birthday
25. He doesn’t respect you
26. He doesn’t respect the elderly
27. He doesn’t spend on you
28. He doesn’t spend on himself
29. He never says those three magical words
30. He doesn’t have insurance
31. He sleeps more hours than he is awake
32. You do everything on your own
33. He has no sense of hygiene
34. He doesn’t support you at all
35. He is never there when you need him
36. He flirts with everything in a skirt
37. He gets into fights more often than not
38. He confuses love with sex
39. He is a serial rapist
40. His word is always final
41. He is impotent but doesn’t want to seek medical help
42. He thinks contraception is a woman’s responsibility
43. He has no investment
44. He doesn’t pay his bills
45. He spends like there is no tomorrow
46. He forces you to do what you don’t want to
47. His porn is more important than you
48. He never explains his misdeeds
49. He doesn’t apologize for anything wrong he does
50. He is always in debt for no apparent reason
51. He sucks in everything else!

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