An Editorial on Gang Violence

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In Chicago this week, gang members beat a young honor student to death.  Gang violence is on the rise across the nation.  The majority of people killed and injured by these gangs are under the age of eighteen.

          This is a type of domestic warfare fought on our streets right here in this country.  It takes a real man, or men to beat to death a young man for no reason.  If these so-called gang members are so tough, why do they not enlist and go to fight the Taliban and Al Qaeda?

          The reason is that most gang members are not real men.  They only prey on people who are alone.  They also only prey on innocent people as a group.  Real tough guys.  If you corner one of these idiots by themselves, not only will they not fight, they will cry for their mama.

          I say we should round up all the gang members in this country and export them to Iraq and Afghanistan.  I do not mean enlist them in the military, because they could not hack it.  I mean send them over there with their little herd of troglodytes and see how long they last.

          We could make a new television reality show.  We could call it gang members in Iraq and Afghanistan vs. insurgents.  Yep, big bad gang members in a free fire zone.  Maybe then, they would get an idea of how it is to be on the other end of a severe beating or beheading.

          It would get great ratings and we would be ridding this country of bottom feeding scum that facilitate a myriad of crimes here in our country.  I would dump them off in Kunduz, or maybe Kandahar.

          Make sure the idiots are wearing their “colors” to show the Taliban how tough they are, what a joke.  We currently do what are called extraordinary renditions of people in other countries to recover people we do not like.  Why not do the opposite here at home, round them up and ship them out. 

They do not pay taxes, the terrorize people here at home and beat children to death for no reason.  We could clear a lot of space in our prisons and rid the world of “tough guys” who kill honor students.

In addition, this would help the war effort because the Taliban would have plenty of Americans to kill.  We could strap cameras on them and set them up with GPS chips, and take bets on how long they last.  The television show would not be a drama, but a comedy.