Dumb Criminal Stories
by Comedy can be one of the best medicines. Dumb criminals can offer a variety of laugh inducing stories.
Often, we hear news stories of stupid criminals doing nasty things such as breaking into homes or stealing property. There are, a large number of not so bright criminals proving they are not very bright. These criminals are a wonderful source of funny stories. Here are a few really dumb criminal news stories.
DUI on a…Forklift
Have you ever ignored the warning, “do not operate heavy machinery” on a prescription bottle. Perhaps, you have had a little too much to drink and thought about racing your go kart, lawn mower, or any other piece of machinery. Well, you could learn a lesson from this 38 year old. Police arrested him for a DUI on a stolen Forklift. You really need to read this full story.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/04/dui-on-aforklift/
Party Posted on Facebook Gets Cops Attention
Facebook is being used to get in touch with friends and coordinate a variety of events. However, Facebook is not the best place to advertise illegal activities. Fifteen people in Nebraska did not learn this lesson. They made it very easy for police to find and arrest them. They even dared the police to find them….on Facebook.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/04/party-posted-on-facebook-gets-cops-attention/
Man Celebrates Their DUI Court Date…By Drinking
A 31 year old Texan’s DUI arrest, did not teach him a lesson. This dumb criminal showed up for court on DUI charges. A few hours later, this dumb criminal, was arrested again. Yep, this dumb criminal was arrested a second time for a DUI. This time, he will not have the chance for a third DUI. He is being held without bonding, until his next hearing.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/04/dont-celebrate-one-dui-court-date-bydrinking/
Man Wins Darwin Award For Throwing Keg into Bonfire
Guys love to play with fire. Usually, this consists simply of setting a bunch of logs on fire, burning a piece of paper, or some other controlled fire experiment. One guy decided to take it to the next level. In doing so, he has earned a Darwin Award. This guy decided to throw a metal keg into a bonfire. If you are not aware, kegs work off of pressure. Heating a metal keg, adds to this pressure. This Darwin Award winner was left with a very explosive experience.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/05/man-throws-keg-into-bonfire/
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