Dumb Criminal Stories

Darwin Award Winner Kills Himself Demonstrating Gun Safety
Gun safety is very important. If you are going to own or be around guns then you should take a gun safety course. However, if you are going to teach a gun safety course, you should be familiar with gun safety yourself. This Darwin Award Winner shot himself, in the head, while demonstrating gun safety. This just goes to show that you should always check your safety and never demonstrate with a loaded gun.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/05/man-kills-self-demonstrating-gun-safety/

Dumb Criminal Writes Robbery Note on His Paycheck
I have never understood the mindset that would lead you to steal. I guess it is the thought of quickly making a large amount of money. Well, if you are going to commit a robbery, do not make it too easy for the police. On second thought, follow in this dumb criminal’s footsteps and make it very easy for the police. This dumb criminal wrote his robbery note on the back of his paycheck. Police did not have to look far for this dumb criminal’s identity, address, and even social security number.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/05/guy-writes-robbery-note-on-paycheck/

Woman Locked IN Car Calls 911
At some point in your life, you have probably locked your keys in your car. While this can be very annoying and embarrasing, imagine being locked IN your car. Does not sound like much of an emergency. You could manually unlock the locks or simply hit the unlock button. One woman did not understand this concept. She called 911 to report that she was locked IN her car. Imagine being that 911 operator.
http://www.dumbcriminalsblog.com/2009/04/locked-in-car-open-the-lock-do-not-call-911/

Whether you are having a bad day, bad week, or think things might never improve, these dumb criminal stories and darwin award winners will perk you up. After all, who cannot laugh at a guy stealing and wrecking a forklift while drunk, a woman calling 911 because she is locked IN her car, or a guy who thinks throwing a keg into a bonfire is a great idea. These are just a few of the thousands of dumb criminal stories out there.

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