Everyone is familiar with the saying “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” but the following ladies have excelled in their fury.  So remember gents, before you consider cheating on your other half, read the following and consider the possible consequences!

• Tracy Hood-Davis (and friends) – Wisconsisn

Tracy Hood-Davis, decided to take revenge on her cheating husband (Donessa Davis), by using his mistresses as bait.  Once her unsuspecting husband was lured into a bedroom, and blindfolded and tied to a bed, the trap was sprung!  Cutting off his underwear, the scheming women glued his most valuable treasure to his stomach.  Ouch!

• Hayley Shaw – London, UK

Hayley Shaw, exacted her revenge on her DJ husband, Tim Shaw, after he made a spiteful quip on the radio.  Joking that he would willingly leave his wife and children for glamour model Jodie Marsh, he hadn’t anticipated that his wife might actually be listening.  In a fit of rage, his wife put his most prized possession, a Lotus Esprit on eBay for 50p.

• Lorena Bobbitt – Virginia

Lorena Bobbitt, exacted her revenge after years of alleged abuse, by severing her husband’s penis with a kitchen knife.  John Wayne Bobbitt was fast asleep when the incident occurred.  After committing the painful “surgery”, Lorena then drove away with the severed penis, before throwing it out of the window into a field.  After a short while, Lorena must have panicked, as she called 911 to confess what she had done.  Emergency services quickly arrived on the scene, searching for the severed member.  Fortunately it was located, and was packed in ice, before being successfully reattached to John Wayne.

• Lady Sarah Graham Moon – Worcester UK

Lady Sarah Graham Moon, got her revenge on her cheating husband, Sir Peter Graham Moon, by cutting one sleeve off everyone of his Saville Row suits, throwing white paint over his BMW and by leaving bottles of his expensive wine collection on the doorsteps of her neighbours.

• Jill Martin – Paisley

However, on occasions, revenge can go wrong.  Convinced that her husband was having an affair, Jill Martin cooked her husband a curry, containing a very special ingredient… dog excrement!  Whilst her unsuspecting husband, Donald, tucked into the curry, his wife immediately started laughing.  Trying to scare her husband into a confession of adultery, she first told him she had laced the curry with arsenic.  When he didn’t confess, she then admitted that she had added dog faeces into the meal..  Consequently, Donald decided it would be for the best if he filed for divorce.