How The Bumpy Rear Parts of a Drug Trafficker Sold Him Off to The Police

You have heard about this before. Drug traffickers are perhaps the most ingenious people you could ever think about. They do everything possible to succeed in their invariably risky trade. Drug trafficking requires concealment of the goods because drugs are illegal in most countries, yet the demand for these items is never satisfied by the millions who do drugs as a way of life and seek it at any cost. My country Uganda has become a hub of drug trafficking activities. Nigerians, South Africans, Senegalese and all the eminent drug dealers transact their trade using Entebbe Air Port and carry across the world, large volumes of cocaine in and out of Uganda.

     In a startling incident recently in one of the International Air ports, a man about 5.9ft tall, and not so well built was arrested by police when it was discerned that he had an unusually bumpy rear that did not appear proportionate to his body size. His chest and the bums where just not marching. Even as he walked, he looked as if he was wearing some one else’s buttocks because the chest looked narrow and feeble and yet the buttocks were quite elaborately bumpy. He was led away to a private room and asked to strip. To the shock of the police, he was found to have put several layers of cocaine in pocket-like bags that would have naturally gone undetected had he not over stuffed these pockets with cocaine beyond capacity. He was immediately arrested, after confessing to the police that he had been doing this for the last several years. This was just his unlucky day.

     This is not the only incident I have personally heard of regarding drug traffickers. About two weeks ago, in my own city, police trailed a man from the Airport when he was suspected of drug dealing. He was later arrested and taken to undergo a scan whose results showed that he had swallowed about 0.5kg pallets of cocaine wrapped up securely in male condoms. He was later subjected to confinement and induced to excrete all the pallets which police later washed ready to be used as exhibits against him.