These Crooks Have Got to be The Dumbest of All

Check out these stupid criminals. They’re ridiculas.

Police were confused when they pulled over an erratic driver in Coldon New York. As they approached the car they saw the driver climbing into the backseat. When they got to the car the driver said that he hadbeen drinking but he wasn’t the one driving the car. This might have worked for him except for one thing. He was the only person in the car. The driver was charged with DUI.

32 Year old Jason Durant decided to rob a bank. in New Milford, Conneticut. As he fled the crime scene, he tripped and fell down a steep hill behind the bank, losing his ill gotten gains, and his gun, during the fall. He broke his leg in several places. at the bottom of the hill he slamed into a large plow blade cutting himself severly. After dragging his broken bloody self to his get away car he drove himself to the hospital where medical staff suspected foul play and called the police. Jason is now awaiting trial for bank robbery.

 25 year old Mitchell Deslatte,  Pulled into the parking lot of what he thought was a hotel in Baton Rouge. he then staggered inside, and asked the man behind the desk for a room,It turns out he was in a Louisiana State Trooper station.  Needless to say, Mitchell  was arrested for DUI.

21-year-old Calvin Hoover of Salem Oregon, called 911 to report that someone had broken into his truck and stolen cash, a jacket and a small amount of marijuana while he was at a tavern in Salem. The dispature was having trouble understanding him since he was was driving and stopping to vomit as he talked. When police arrived he was arrested for DUI.