Top three Dumbest Criminals in the World

1

in California there was an enormous number of gas siphoning in los angeles from the span of 2005 to 2006. on one day the culprit was caught with only one word that could describe him, fried crispy. Later on in his recovery the police were told his flashlight had died so the only way for him to see what was in the tank was for him to use his butane lighter, I mean can you say dumb? The second the lighter ignited the tank blew up and so did the car, the man is currently in st.nicholas’s hospital in los angelus.

2

in a small city of America a 21 year old boy attempted to run from the cops at night on foot after he robbed a convenience store, it was to cold for the dogs to smell but what an idiot he was to wear light up, glow in the dark shoes. the suspect made a run for it behind some bushes while he had no idea the cops were on the other side following him. The police simply followed the flashing lights all the way to the end. The suspect was tried in court and was convicted and sentenced 5 months for armed robbery, personally I think they should’ve taken into account the kind of retard this guy is and realized he is no threat.

3

in Compton a 29 year old African – American broke out of prison and made his way to his family about 45 miles from the prison. He was arrested again 2 weeks later after taking his family to a fun – fair where a cop was doing a demonstration of a criminal background check by just using your name. the criminal asked the cop to check his name to see if he had any criminal records. This man is currently back in prison and was given a Darwin award.