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Using Crime to Boost the Economy

An alternative way of thinking to boost the struggling economy.

Growth – Import – Export – Money Laundering – Smuggling – Buyers – distributors – Runners – addicts – Crime.

Even though everyone of these processes is a crime it provides many people with a position in society. If all drugs were to stop tomorrow every country would have less of an economic growth per annum.

Driving Under the Influence

Driving under the influence of liquor or narcotics is of course very dangerous. The culprits are putting both themselves and other people at risk. This law does tend to have a huge impact on the leisure industry. Going out these days seems to cost more money in taxies fairs than the actual night itself. If the police catch someone over the limit, could it be obligatory just to drive them home safely with a small fine? This would boost the economy no end.

Burglary

The act of unlawful entry to commit theft or a felony is on the increase at the moment. It’s very rarely a burglar is caught, this makes it a popular choice for many thief’s. What if we all just raided our neighbours home, then cashed in on the insurance? Everything stolen would be replaced with new items. This is a one way trip to help boost the economy out of this damp patch. All the stuff stolen could then be flogged at the local car boot sale. The money made can then be put towards a new car or a holiday. “happy days!”.

Gambling

Lets make illegal gambling legal. If people have got the disposable income to pop out and have a flutter, well! Lets make it happen. Promoting, marketing, engaging, equipment and staff will all lead to a hefty boost in Government revenue. Just think about the tax made form these new businesses setting up shop. It could go towards new schools and hospitals.

Money Laundering

Turning a blind eye to all money laundering for a few years will promote sound growth within many countries. Layering money within banking systems for disposable use can generate a productive engine for the purchase of new cars, houses and other goods. This process keeps people in jobs and companies generating turnover. The Government will also get a tidy return in VAT and other tax deductions.

Motor Vehicle Theft

The generous Government have recently launched a facility for big car companies to give customers £2500 to part exchange cars more than ten years old. Great incentive, but they still expect the struggling public to part with 5-12K. Where are they going to get that from? Even on a interest free finance plan: monthly payments over 5years will still out way average disposable incomes.

The Government would be better off increasing road and car tax for all new car owners who went with the offer and give the new cars away for free. Either that or set a massive car ring up, steal huge amounts of new cars and sell them on for special prices. The car company could then claim on the insurance, the economy would be boosted and everyone is a winner.

Prostitution

Lets face it, this trade has been going on for hundreds of years. Until all drugs and poverty are a thing of the past, this means of survival will haunt the balanced minds of all who have a luckier life pattern. A safe house could propose a business plan where individuals are self employed. It would become more of a professional service rather than the dangerous means available at the moment.

Arson, larceny, vandalism, embezzlement and fraud are all side kicks of the many masterminded crimes that go on every single day. Will there ever be a crime free country?

Not in my life time.

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  1. Joe Dorish

    On June 6, 2009 at 9:48 am


    Politicians do all of thus stuff anyway.

  2. goodselfme

    On June 6, 2009 at 11:33 am


    Written in humor, but so much truth, more than fiction. Well composed with much thought.

  3. Inna Tysoe

    On June 6, 2009 at 3:05 pm


    LOL

    Inna

  4. stumbleuponwriter

    On June 6, 2009 at 6:48 pm


    A very well thought out subject definitely.. thanks for sharing with us all. Nowadays I see lots of vehicle thefts going on especially..

  5. Resounding Glass

    On June 7, 2009 at 2:52 am


    haha. As funny and ridiculous as that seems it may be plausible lol. Interesting and well thought out topic.

    Thanks for sharing,

    -Resounding Glass

  6. skinny

    On June 30, 2009 at 8:54 am


    Made me laugh – thnks for sharing.

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