When I Break Into a House, It’s Like Christmas: A Burglar’s Tale
by Friendly, affable Bobby would be welcome in any neighborhood until people find out he had just served ten years in prison for armed robbery. In this article, Bobby tells stories of two of his burglaries when the owners came home while he was helping himself. This is a homeowner’s worst nightmare, but Bobby found plenty to laugh about. For Bobby, invading a home is like Christmas.
Bobby said when he breaks into homes, it feels like Christmas. ”I get so excited I can’t make it to the toilet. I go right on the floor.”
Oh, that explains why homeowners find these piles in their burglarized homes. It’s not personal at all. Bobby is just doing his job.
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