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Fastest Ways to Die

One second you are alive and well. The next second you are a corpse.

Death is probably the most respected and feared subject of all time since the beginning of human beings. People have always been imagining and inventing gods to avoid feeling to powerless and alone.

Medicine can do wonders for us but it’s still not enough.

What are the fastest ways you can die?

  1. Cardiac arrest. This is the fastest of all. You just fall down, you don’t feel a thing and you never get up. This already happened in a church near my town and I can tell you some people even fainted looking at it.
  2. Aneurysm is a vessel inside your brain that virtually explodes and spreads blood everywhere. This is very painful, probably the most painful thing you could ever experience, and the death is very fast too. You probably lose conscience very fast before you die. It’s just horrible.
  3. Heart poison is another quick death inducer. It basically makes your heart muscle stop working giving you a very fast and painful death.
  4. Breaking your neck is another quickie. Here you just feel a small track and the next half second you don’t feel a thing. This is because the signals the brain sends and receives to the body stop working because they must go through the neck.
  5. And finally we have the car accident. If you crash too fast your heart will blow, your brain vessels will blow, basically your whole body blows, the organs transform in gel and you are done here on this earth.

Hope you enjoy one of these deaths but only when you are 90 or 100.

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  1. SZM

    On April 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm


    NOooooooooooo way!

  2. Judy T Lloyd

    On April 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm


    This reminds me of a program by Dr. G. on death. I am inspired to write a piece.

  3. Catelin Hoover

    On April 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm


    Not all of these result in immediate death all the time. My dad had a severe heart attack and pulled through it…Praise God!

    I was in a severe auto accident, which left me 75% disabled for what suppose to be the rest of my life. But, God is the Great Physician…I’m getting better all the time! Praise God.

    Breaking your neck doesn’t always result in death, but it can result in lower extremity paralysis…think Christopher Reeves.
    And there were students I tutored in Special Education while in college.

    The fact is a person can die from nothing major, and live through what should be considered fatal, which points us back to the fact…God is over all…He has a day predetermined when we will die by whatever means He deems best.

    There should be no fear to the thought of dying, if one’s faith is solid in Jesus…like the Apostle Paul penned, “To live is Christ, to die is gain.”

  4. clay hurtubise

    On April 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm


    I’m with Catelin! I was in a nasty auto accident that made me a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) survivor. That night I was told I would be a paraplegic for life. It took wight years, but I got back to work and have climbed a mountain and SLEPT at 20,000 feet above sea level. One just never know.
    Thanks,
    Clay

  5. CutestPrincess

    On May 8, 2009 at 7:48 am


    i can’t agree more… the most fastest way to die is to jump to a 20th floor building!

  6. Anastasia Meredith Oh

    On July 7, 2009 at 2:21 pm


    If it were me, I’d just OD on morphine. You die completely relaxed. Mind you best to put a catheter in first or you’d die in a pool of your own pee! Not too nice I don’t think!

  7. kurata

    On June 28, 2010 at 1:16 am


    its nice to know there are faster ways to die. now i will do good in my mission. i’m disappearing for a certain someone’s sake. its the best i could think of. i love him so so much…and he hurt me…twice! so if i just disappear (die) maybe he’d be happier

  8. Shelby

    On November 12, 2010 at 6:07 pm


    I feel for u kurata. I want to just end it for the same purpose. I’ve been in love with this boy since we’ve dated in the 8th grade for 10 mnths until I OD’d and he’s gotten ahold of me again begging for me back (I’m a junior now) and for some reason he has been ignoring me on and off and idk wats going on. I feel as though nomatter wat I do, I will never be good enough. He’s never treated me poorly EVER so it leaves me here clueless. I want to end it. He’s the only person I want and it’s been that way since the 8th grade. Everyone else I’ve dated has all been an attempt to feel something again. I see no brighter future in store for me. I want to try this weekend and CANT afford to be found still alive. So I want to make it quick in the woods by a canal in my town. This time I need to succeed. This may be selfish of me but I wake up every morning hoping to die.. Wishing I was normal but that is far from a possibility. I have bipolar and take two different strong medications for it. They seem to work less and less but I think it’s a sign that I can never be truely happy. I am nothing without him. <\3

  9. Jak

    On October 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm


    You are a sick and sad individual. Wanting to die over a boy?! How pathetic can one get? Come on. Get more reasons to die. How about: family becomes poor, loved ones die, failing in class and/or work, being hated by many people, having chronic physical pain that no one knows how to fix. You need more reasons than just a frickin high school heartbreak!!!!

  10. Jakk

    On October 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm


    You are a sick and sad individual. Wanting to die over a boy?! How pathetic can one get? Come on. Get more reasons to die. How about: family becomes poor, loved ones die, failing in class and/or work, being hated by many people, having chronic physical pain that no one knows how to fix. You need more reasons than just a frickin high school heartbreak!!!!

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