12 New Bonus Ideas for Wall Street Executives

Life must really be hard when they can get billions in executive bonuses. Here are some new ideas for bonuses that should be given to Wall Street executives:

1. Give them each a roll of toilet paper. Let them know how you feel about the job that they have done.
2. Give them each a roll of Tums. Let them know what their hard work has done to your stomach.
3. Give them each a model airplane. Let them know that this is the closest thing that they should have to a corporate jet.
4. Give them each a pail and shovel. Let them know how their decisions have put our economy into a hole.
5. Give them each a steam iron. Let them know that their decisions have left the public hot under the collar.
6. Give them each a leaky condom. Let them know that they have left our country unprotected.
7. Give them each a box of Teddy Grahams. Let them know that their actions have put us into a bear market.
8. Give them each a rubber chicken. Let them know that the public would like to pluck each feather from their hide.
9. Give them each a balloon with a pin. Let them know that their actions have busted our economy.
10. Give them each a red pen. Let them know that the stock market plunge has left many investors with a lot of red ink.
11. Give them each a deodorant stick. Let them know that they have left our country in smelly shape.
12. Give them each a piggy bank with a hammer. Let them know that they have broken our savings account. Also, let them know that their perks and bonuses make them look like over-indulged pigs.