With Wall Street getting a 700 billion dollar bailout and the American automakers soon to be bailed out next. I come to the following idea, Why the hell cant we all get bailed out?. Lord knows i got a little bit of uncontrollable debt myself and I’m sure the person reading this article has some as well. Though i would not blame my debt on putting out a horrible product or some CEO giving himself a ridiculous raise so that he can buy a third home in Hyannisport. I hope that does not disqualify me from this seemingly endless gravy train of mulligans being dealt out like a hand in the world poker tour.

I say give the whole United States a proverbial “do-over” pay off everyone’s mortgages ,bank loans, fines, and college tuition. It would be easy to do, just tax every corporate CEO, oil tycoon, actors, sports agent and political lobbyist and professional athlete that makes more then 2 million dollars a year by one third of what they make for one time. Also while were at it lets give every troop serving in Iraq past & present a paid vacation to a tropical island or somewhere where prostitution is legal, we would actually be saving some money.

Yes indeed the whole rest of the country should get bailed out and start all over with a bit of spending money to begin with. It would be just like a new game of monopoly. No one will owe anyone a damn thing and a lot of people will learn to do better with this new beginning. Well maybe not Britney Spears she is a frickin moron.