Celebrity’s CP-obsession

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Compulsive Philandering Obsession:

Celebrities’ Compulsive Philandering Obsession is nothing new. The world only becomes surprised at the growing list of new victims. Alley cats have always been characterless, raising their tails for a backspray at the slightest pretext. Well, this celebrity was trying to live up to his self-exaggerated virile feline image, bedding fourteen tabbies together, forgetting the kids and Blonde Prize Trophy back home. Haven’t we seen it all? –Diego Maradona, Shane Warne, Pele, Hugh Grant, Sarkozy, Salman Rushdie, Roman Polansky, Imran Khan, Amartya Sen and another Woods –Woody Allen! Yeah, these celebrities’ ranks swell into a turbulence with their indiscretions, multiple marriages, live-ins and love-children.

A Hole Too Many:

Anybody familiar with Tiger Woods’ Billion Dollar Saga on the Golf Prizemoney Circuit shouldn’t be surprised by his awesome meanderings into multiple holes outside the Golf Greens. Notoriety has always been a natural fallout for celebrities lolling in such filthy rich billions. From Rachel Uchitel to Cori Rist and Theresa Rogers, the smell of dirty sex always lures the Tiger Moth to the dancing flames. Elin, the Prize Trophy Wife of Woods can call it a day and send a long Alimony Bill that will definitely deflate the Strutting’nSwinging golfer’s commissions of Venal Sins, provided there’s any more ore left in them Golfing Irons.

The Celebrities’ Compulsive Obsession:

When one becomes a celebrity, irrespective of the field (sports/films/politics) one is in, there is always an Upward Social Mobility Climb from the original Social/Economic Strata, whether Poor, Middle Class, Rich, Super Rich or Filthy Rich. Being in the limelight with spotlights always blazing gives one a sense of Invincibility and Power with a Compulsive Obsession for extreme selfishness including philandering. Thus when opportunity seekers come-a-whoring which human being wouldn’t like to take advantage of the Celebrity status and do silly things on the sly. Besides, there is always this Superiority Complex that his or her Celebrity Image will help him/her get away with it. Then, when eventually caught? –the stashed away Billions from Prizemoney and lucre from commercial endorsements can always come handy for out-of-court settlements galore.

The Moral:

Tiger Woods will always be remembered as a great Golfing Star but the same public will denigrate him as a spineless philanderer who made a fool of himself. Suffice it to say that this Tiger was Golf Activated on the Greens, but a cheap and footlose Alley Cat in the Concrete Jungle (Woods). May be the Great American Preachers should do some soul searching and try to inculcate proper Family Values in the XXL Gen-X, for a Change towards the better.