Six Ways to Annoy Your Teacher

1. Play the tune to your favorite song by zipping your book-bag. Just start moving the zipper to the beat of a song you like, sure enough your teacher will be annoyed.

2. Click your pen a lot. Trust me teachers hate it when you click your pen too many times, get some other people to do it to.

3. You need about six to do this. Clear your throat in an obnoxious way, then the next person does the same, and it works in a cycle, so everyones clearing there throats the teacher will definitely get mad

4. Humming really loud. Usually the teacher can’t identify who’s the one humming, so that’s good.

5. This is sort of like number 3, except with sneezing. This is harder to do, because fake sneezing isn’t so easy. But your teacher seeing so many people sneezing will go crazy.

6. Ask for the bathroom many, many times. It has to be a teacher who usually doesn’t let students out. And if he/she does let you go, come back after 10 minutes ask again, and again.

 I wrote this article for comedy and entertainment reasons only, attempt these stupid things at your own risk, i do not hold any responsibility for you getting in trouble! bye!