What the actual f***.
I almost feel like I, as a human, am going extinct.
I feel like a dinosaur right about now.
Waiting for a snowball to b*tchslap me and kill me.
It just seems like the more famous you get, the more reptilian you become. Apparently there are a lot of “proofs” out there about shapeshifting people. And about how various artists are “the devil”. Sometimes, those same people are part of the Illuminati. Is this a package deal or are people just going nuts?
I can’t watch a music video of Lady Gaga anymore without seeing at least one other video suggestion of some 12-year old nerd explaining the all-so-clear reasons why she’s the devil. And if I click on that, well…it just goes downhill from there.
Suddenly everybody’s Satan, there are horns and crosses flyin’ about, and I just feel like I wanna flag something.
What’s even scarier is that it doesn’t even have to be Lady Gaga. Eminem, Katy Perry, news reporters… they’re all in.
Everybody is The Devil Himself. Everybody is a shapeshifting reptilian. Everybody is part of the Illuminati.
Enough with the devil!
Where are all the Jesuses?!
Why is it easier to find “proof” of all these celebrities being a motherf*!@ing reptilian than it is of them being HUMAN?
If we keep up with this, 20 years from now there will be no more races. There will be…breeds. There will be no more african-american, caucasian, asian, latino and so on people. Instead we will have reptilians, vampires, werewolves, robots, dragons and pigeon-people.
They will capture footage of humans and present them on national television as paranormal evidence.
I don’t care if it’s true or not. Triond doesn’t pay me more if it is. Nor does my mother love me any less if it isn’t.
I don’t understand how people have gotten to the point where they’re just so sure that every artist has to sell their soul to the devil and write their name in blood on the contract.
B*tch, we use a pen now.
So unless they care to make it a public matter, let them artists have a shred of private life and keep their religious beliefs to themselves.
And if they say they’re on God’s side, let them be on God’s side and quit trying to prove “the world” wrong.
You’re not scaring anyone.
You’re just being annoying as hell.
I just said “hell”.
Maybe I’m the devil too.