Lifes Little Absurdities
by 25 things to ponder.
1. A straw will not save you from a dirty glass.
2. If it is not safe to drive faster than 65 why do cars go faster?
3. Why do we make fun of smart people?
4. Should the dumbest people really be the coolest people?
5. If it doesn’t matter what color Jesus is why do they keep painting pictures?
6. Write Money is the Root of all Evil on a piece of paper and put that in the collection plate.
7. If we can’t trust lawyers why do we keep electing them?
8. Shouldn’t healthy food be cheaper than junk food?
9. Native Americans believe plants are living beings.Shame on you vegetarian murderers.
10. Pacifists believe we should disarm our military.After we do do you think they can get the invading Chinese to lay there’s down to.
11. If we have access to cleaner burning fuel why are we still using fossil fuel?
12. Why do some criminals rob poor people?
13. Why does the bad guy in the movie still wear black?
14.Why does a monster who can’t even run still able to kill everybody in a movie except one person.
15.Why is gangsta rap bad but the Godfather is still considered to be one of the greatest movies of all time.
16.If you get married and find out your spouse has an STD do you still feel superior to someone who caught it just sleeping around?
17.The Nuremberg trials held Nazis criminally responsible for the holocaust.Will anyone ever be held responsible for the atrocities of the African slave trade.?
18.If seat belts save lives why don’t we have them on public transportation.
19.To much violence on t.v.?The most violent I have seen on t.v. is the evening news.
20.If race does not matter in America why do I have to note my race on nearly every form I feel out?
21.Should we be offended that some stores have a separate isle for black hair products?
22.If prostitution is illegal what exactly is alimony and palimony?
23.American farmers were once required to grow cannabis.George Washington grew cannabis as a primary crop.At what point did it become dangerous?
24.A lot of the things I grew up with have now been deemed dangerous and banned how did I and so many others ever survive those years.
25.Old enough to go to war and but to young to legally have beer?
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