So the world ends in 2012.  Think of it as an opportunity. You don’t have to plan for much future, do ya?

You can get a house with a fifty year mortgage, and stop paying like in August of 2012. 

You can take your vacation and just never come back, spending what you don’t have, running up enormous credit card bills, writing unsecured cheques, taking everything on hire purchase.

You can enjoy the life of a millionaire until the end. And never have to pay for it.

Not bad.

Since the world is going to end in two years you don’t have to ‘work’ at your marriage. You can run off and become totally worthless.

You don’t have to worry about what people will say; they won’t be talking soon.

If you’re on a diet, why bother?  Enjoy yourself. Become so fat you can’t get in the door.

If you’ve just had it with civilisation, run away. All you need to plan for is two years.

In some countries a US dollar or English Pound is worth a whole heap. You can live like royalty for a couple of years. That’s all you need.

You can do all the things you never had the courage to do, thinking of consequences.

Figure it like this; if it was 1969 well, thats forty two years you’d have risked on hang gliding or mountain climbing or surfing, or whatever it was you always wanted to do but it was too dangerous.

Well, if you fall off Mount Everest in January 2011, you only lost a possible 11 months.

If you’re depressed, why?  Everyone is going to die. Think of it. All those snobby people in their big houses, all those too beautiful faces that sneered at you, all those people who make you life miserable are going to die.

So why be depressed?

It is not like you are going to die and miss out on the next episode of your favourite soapie, everyone is going
to die and there will be no next episode.

Think of all those fools who worked themselves to death so that when they are too old to enjoy anything have
leisure…Ha!  Stop working from NOW.  Coast.

Promotions? To what? There won’t be a business soon. Overtime? Why? The few dollars you lose can’t pay for
the fun you’re going to have.

And have fun.
Make everything fun.
Anything that interfers in fun get rid of it.

You’ve got two years to enjoy. Great isn’t it?