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2012: Who Gives a Crap?

We’ve all heard about 2012. I am surprised we haven’t all choked on it yet. So let us take a light hearted approach and discover what we-as individuals-will be doing on that predicted fateful day when the world comes to an end…

We all the past year we have had the year 2012 rammed down our throats. Take a look at the Internet: It is full of all the doom and gloom of what is predicted to happen for us all-the end of mankind-on 21st December, 2012.

Turn the television on and you will see National Geographic, History Channel, Discovery Channel, mainstream television channels and news discussions on this particular date. Magazines and newspapers print articles and many people, including myself, have posted a couple of articles on websites such as Triond.

 

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Gee, even Hollywood couldn’t ignore the hype and jumped straight on the bandwagon with their own version in an expensive movie.

All sadness and worry isn’t it? Well it is if you care to believe such things… Only part missing right about now is the fact our purple powered pop star we all either love or loathe, Prince, hasn’t come out with a re-worked version of his 1999 smash hit. Maybe he could stumble upon this article and consider it…?

Okay, so it could happen. Who are we to ignore the many prophecies of such things; possible events depicted in The Bible, by Nostradamus, The Egyptians and of course the centre of it all, The Ancient Mayan Civilisation.

So what we going to do?

Are we going to sit it out and look up to the skies and prey a big rock isn’t going to hit us, or hope that tidal wave suddenly becomes a ripple or that solar storm doesn’t take out our planet? Or are we going to just party like we don’t care?

In a way this is a “fun” and light hearted look at the imposing year of 2012 and the one particular date in December of that coming year.

The question I am going to ask you, as the reader, is to leave comments as to IF this was true, what will you be doing or what do you predict yourselves to be doing?

Will you be hiding? Burying yourselves deep underground? Will you be having your last and most favourite meal? Will you steal a Ferrari or other fancy car and drive the very automobile you always wanted to without worrying whether the police will catch you the next day? Will you ring up the credit card company and tell them to go f**k themselves for their money?

Or will you be making love to your beautiful partner guys in the hope that when the world does shake, you can boast you made the earth move for her and be truthful about it…?

So come on folks, please post your sensible as much as quirky comments as to your own predictions for what you will be doing on that fateful day…

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  1. lillyrose

    On November 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm


    getting pissed!…

    I think we have to remember that the earth is going to change and not die, in that case we could all be celebrating because it will be a better world.

    I would find me a nice bit of land and live of it, thats after getting pissed the night before thinking it was all going to end.

    What would you do?

  2. Prometheus Ridley Scott

    On November 18, 2009 at 3:25 pm


    LMAO. As for me…Hope some hot and seductive woman might take me to bed! LOL. Other than that sit with my boy on a coastline somewhere hugging him and watch the sunsetting- provided it doesnt end before then! lol.

  3. Themax

    On November 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm


    well A very nice LOL :)
    and thanks for the article!!

  4. Tanya Wallace

    On November 18, 2009 at 7:15 pm


    Great write ,very thought provoking! I think I would catch a plane,get pissed on the plane and go back to Canada to be with my family.Probably would do a lot of praying to God. My dad already owns 600 acres so in that sense I am already set up.lol If I live until the next day then my top priority would be to stay living.

  5. LovelyWolf

    On November 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm


    That’s totally what I say! I really agree with you!

  6. LoveDoctor

    On November 21, 2009 at 2:10 am


    Lol about the hot seductive woman. Anyhow, I don’t worry about things relating to 2012 and the world ending.

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