Alien Invasion

Far away in a distant galaxy there is a planet, very similar to earth, this planet is home to the Chamelioids, Their name derived from their ability to change form in order to fit their surroundings. The Chamelioids are an extremely advanced civilisation, as well as being able to change form, they can infiltrate the minds of other beings, making them see and think what they want them to, they are however a race sworn to peace, and on their planet war is a thing of the far distant past. The Chamelioids have one big problem, their sun is dying, and they need to find another planet to live on, Earth is the highest planet on their shopping list, it is ideal to support their race, both in climate and atmosphere, so they have decided to move here, they have but one major problem, the planet is already too densely populated with humans, and as they are a race committed to none violence, they cannot just wipe us out, they wish to co-habit peacefully alongside us. The Chamelioids have hatched a cunning plan to partially depopulate the world in a none violent manner, fellow humans their advance guard are already amongst us, they are visiting every home in the world, and are placing testosterone,and female hormone detectors therein, once they detect a rise in hormonal activity, the aliens get into the minds of us earthlings, and tamper with our perception of reality, in an attempt to prevent love- making, and the possibility of offspring arising from the union.

So Mrs Smith this is how the chamelioids would make your husband appear to you in an attempt to prevent passions getting out of hand.

And Mr Smith I think Mrs Smith may appear to you looking something like this.

So the next time you wake in the morning, and your partner looks something like one of these, then you will know it’s only the aliens playing with your mind.