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Goldilocks and The Three Bears Go to Court

If Goldilocks was to go to court, what sort of questions would be asked?

Q: Did you analysis the evidence?

A: Yes.

Q: What conclusion did you draw?

A: The hair sample matched Goldilocks, but the fingerprints matched Mama Bear.

Q: Why would the fingerprints match Mama Bear?

A: They matched because she touched the spoon and bowl when making the porridge.

I have no further questions.

Prosecution Case

Cross Examination

Witness #2: Detective Crusoe

Q: How long have you been a detective?

A: This is my second year.

Q: Have you ever worked with DNA before?

A: No, but I have practiced using it in the lab.

Q: Did you wear gloves when handling the hair sample?

A: Yes.

Q: How were the samples carried to the lab?

A: They were in plastic bags.

Q: Were the bags reused?

A: Yes, we like to use the bags twice before throwing them out.

Q: Could the evidence from the earlier case in the bag contaminate the DNA?

A: It’s possible.

I have no further questions.

Defense Case

Direct Examination

Witness #1: Goldilocks

Q: Did you go into the house?

A: Yes.

Q: Why did you go into the house?

A: I was seeing is Baby Bear could play with me.

Q: What did you do in the house?

A: I realized that Baby Bear wasn’t home so I sat in his chair waiting for him.

Q: Did the chair break while you were in the house?

A: Yes.

Q: How did it break?

A: I was trying to put a screw back in when the chair collapsed.

Q: What happened next?

A: I went upstairs to call Baby Bear on his cell phone.

Q: Did he answer the phone?

A: No, the phone was off.

Q: Then what did you do?

A: I opened the window and laid on the bed because I was bored.

Q: What happened next?

A: Someone tapped me on the shoulder, I screamed and I jumped out the open window.

I have no further questions

Defense Case

Cross Examination

Witness #1: Goldilocks

Q: Did you eat the porridge?

A: No, I left the porridge as it was.

Q: Who ate the porridge then?

A: I don’t know.

Q: Was there anyone else in the house when you came?

A: I think the maid was there.

Q: Do you suspect the maid eating the porridge?

A: Not really, but I saw her near the kitchen.

Q: What was she doing in the kitchen?

A: She washed the dishes while she ate something out of a bowl.

Q: Did the bowl look like one of the three on the table?

A: Actually it did look like Baby Bear’s.

I have no further questions.

Defense Case

Direct Examination

Witness #2: Molly Maide

Q: Please state your name for the record.

A: Molly Maide.

Q: Were you working at the Bear’s house on July 18, 2008?

A: Yes.

Q: Did you see Goldilocks in the house?

A: No.

Q: Goldilocks says you were eating something while doing the dishes. What were you eating?

A: I was eating porridge.

Q: Where did the porridge come from?

A: It was on the table.

I have no further questions

Defense Case

Cross Examination

Witness #2: Molly Maide

Q: Did you notice anything missing or out of place?

A: No, but I did notice that a chair was broken.

Q: When you saw that the chair was broken, what did you do?

A: I put it into a pile and set it off to the side. I was going to inform Baby Bear when he got back.

Q: Was the chair broken or had it just fell apart?

A: It had fallen apart because of some missing screws.

Q: Did you sit in the chair at any time?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the chair break when you sat in it?

A: No.

Q: Do you think that you might have loosened a screw or two when you sat in it?

A: It could be possible.

I have no further questions.

So is she guilty or is she not? You can decide.

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