Is Your Front Door Ruining Your Sex Life?

OK, so Feng Shui is not only a tad on the dull side – surely, there’s a way of attracting good vibes without having to lug your furniture around! – but it’s also been completely done to death. There’s a certain aspect of it, though, which is far more fun and, to date, seems to have been overlooked. It’s got nothing to do with furniture-shifting (well, not a lot), but has much to do with love. It’s called THE KUA FORMULA and is an ancient Chinese method of testing compatibility in love. It was originally given to the feng shui master of author and feng shui expert Lillian Too by an old Taiwan feng shui Grand Master. It can give you loads of tips on finding romance, hotting up your sex-life and making changes to relationships you already have. Here’s how to do it…

FINDING YOUR KUA NUMBER

First, you need to determine your Kua number. Do this by checking out your Chinese year of birth on the chart below (which sometimes differs from the one we’re used to due to the fact that the Chinese New Year doesn’t begin till late January or early February). If your birthday doesn’t appear on this list (i.e. if you’re over 48 or under 24) take it that if you were born before February 5th of any one year, your Chinese birth year is counted as the previous year…

If you were born between the 28.1.60 and the14.2.61, your Chinese year of birth is 1960.

Between 15.2.61 and 4.2.62, your Chinese year of birth is 1961.

5.2.62 – 24.1.63 = 1962

25.1.63 – 12.2.64 = 1963

13.2.64 – 1.2.65 = 1964

2.2.65 – 20.1.66 = 1965

21.1.66 – 8.2.67 = 1966

9.2.67 – 29.1.68 = 1967

30.1.68 – 16.2.69 = 1968

17.2.69 – 5.2.70 = 1969

6.2.70 – 26.1.71 = 1970

27.1.71 – 15.2.72 = 1971

16.2.72 – 22.2.73 = 1972

23.2.73 – 22.1.74 = 1973

23.1.74 – 10.2.75 = 1974

11.2.75 – 30.1.76 = 1975

31.1.76 – 17.2.77 = 1976

18.2.77 – 6.2.78 = 1977

7.2.78 – 27.1.79 = 1978

28.1.79 – 15.2.80 = 1979

16.2.80 – 4.2.81 = 1980

5.2.81 – 24.1.82 = 1981

25.1.82 – 12.2.83 = 1982

13.2.83 – 1.2.84 = 1983

2.2.84 – 19.2.85 = 1984

Once you’ve established your Chinese birth year, you can find out your Kua number, using this calculation…

Add together the last two digits of your Chinese year of birth. (For example, if you were born in 1977, add 7 and 7 to get 14.) If the sum is more than 10 (as it is in this example), simply add those two numbers together (in this case the 1 and 4 of 14) to get a single figure. (In our example, this number would be 5.) Then, bearing this number in mind, do the following:

* Add 5 to your number.

* If the sum of theses two numbers is higher than 10, add the two digits together to get a final single number.

* This final number is your Kua Number.

For blokes, it’s a different formula… First, add the last two digits of his Chinese year of birth together, until – in the same way as above – you end up with a final single figure. Then do the following…