Rap Battle #1

Boy(friend)- Oh, woah! Holy snap. Take a step back ’cause girls can’t rap.

If you want, you can go have tea, but I’ll be drinking a Monster ’cause I’m manly

Sorry baby, don’t mean to be harsh, but your rhymes feel like snow in March

Out of place, and disoriented, if you think you can win, you’re demented

If rapping was a relay race, I’d win just to see the look on your face!

Girl(ME!)- Here I am doing this for the girls of the world, and I’ll tell you a secret… YOU MAKE US WANNA HURL!

You’re not even cute, You’re not even smart, and you’ll have to try harder to win our hearts.

There you sit, looking like a twit, and I’ll be back in a bit.

Wanna know why? Your rhymes are dry. They were so stupid they made me wanna die.

So just try, something like that again, and Ill take you home, : TO YOUR PIGPEN!