Random Stuff to Respond to Mean Internet People

Currently, I have been bullied on-line with Skype and iChat

Here are some ways to retort to mean people.

1. Wow. Look who’s talking. – Use this when they call you something that they are themselves. (nerd, f**king a**hole, b*tch, etc)

2. Are you sure you are not referring to yourself? – use this when they say something not really nice. 

3. Are you fat? – Use this when they are randomly spamming swear words

4. What are you, a donkey? – Use this when they swear a lot  and type gibberish

5. Can you type? – Use this when they use broken English (n00b, 1337, @$$)

More retorts coming soon! Please give comments and help give more retorts.