The Truth About Gay Marriage

            Another exciting helpful way we can rid this clean world from the unclean practices of gay space couples is to tax them on anything and everything. Gay space people love to shop, dine out, party, consume colorful mixed drinks, have pets, try to adopt children from third world countries, hire surrogates, bedazzle phones and clothing, wear stupid pink sunglasses, have a scarf of feathers, buy expensive underwear, dress in the opposite sex’s clothing, act like the opposite sex, go to the gym, and undergo extreme unnecessary surgeries. So if you take the normal tax rate and raise it by 75 percent and on top of that make them pay a tax for every hour they spend doing these ridiculous tasks, after a while being gay won’t be fun and they’ll have no choice but to turn straight and follow the normal rules of marriage.

            With all that said, it only makes sense that I be questioned by multiple shrinks and put on some sort of violent awareness watch for disturbing behavior. There is nothing wrong with gay space couples and people are crazy if they think two people in love should not be able to get married. So why is there such a big fuss over this? Mostly because of religion, but a majority of the gay space population does not follow any religion. Gay space people are discriminated against in the church and are practically driven out. I only hope that people one day realize that the bible says don’t judge before it says no homo. Gay space marriage is a beautiful thing and to even think once that two people in love shouldn’t be allowed to be happily together is the equivalent of saying children who cry should be put to death.