10 Sayings Your 2-year-old Will Surprise You with
by A humorous list of things a two year old might surprise you with.
This is a compiled list of sayings that your two-year-old child might surprise you with. Now some of these sayings may seem out of the range of what a toddler would be capable of coming up with, but as we all now, kids will say the craziest things. Usually these things are also said at a rather inappropriate time. If you have experience any of these surprise or a surprise from a child that is even more extreme, feel free to leave a comment about it. These are just some the things I have heard two-year-old children say that I found funny, Quiet possibly inappropriate but still funny.
10. “Gee, ain’t that some poop!”
9. “I poop on the paperboy.”
8. “Where do outhouses come from?”
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7. “Have you seen my pee pee? It’s cold today and I can’t find it.”
6. “Beer is good.”
5. “Church and pants don’t mix.”
4. “Mommy, you’re stubborn.”
3. “Daddy, have you been drinking? You make no sense.”
2. “How do you know if you’re down with O.P.P?”
1. “George Bush is my favorite cartoon character.”
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Post CommentLady Bumblebee
On December 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Haha nice share, another one is as well when I was at my brothers, my two year old niece lifted her top to reveal her vest shouting “look at my itties” I almost choked on my tea that was when I realised there was a picture of a kitty on her vest.
Magic Quill
On December 13, 2010 at 2:23 pm
cute
Suni51
On December 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Very interesting article, thanks for sharing.
cyrenjan
On December 13, 2010 at 2:44 pm
hahaha! funny.
bigpapadan
On December 13, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Nice post. You have to love children.
Bloom Again
On December 13, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Kids are so honest. They don’t censor anything. Can be quite funny. Nice share.
Yovita Siswati
On December 13, 2010 at 6:16 pm
very funny! kids can say unpredictable words!
Treasures
On December 13, 2010 at 6:39 pm
It is amazing that they could be funny and so serious too. Thanks for sharing.
nz2rdfox
On December 13, 2010 at 6:41 pm
and they can put you on the spot anytime and everytime:)
Great share:)
Thespeakman
On December 13, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Kids crack me up… my own have come out with some pearls of wisdoms
Sarah Rebecca
On December 13, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Kids are hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
theredquill
On December 13, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Haha! Now this reminds me of my four-year-old nephew, who told me, after I complained about something, “It’s okay, Auntie. There’s nothing to lose. It’s not yet the end of the world.” Haha! I love kids.
Anj M
On December 15, 2010 at 7:40 am
Lol..
snowdoll487
On December 16, 2010 at 7:25 am
Fun share. I think the only word at that age that really surprised me to hear from my niece was a swear word. @_@